Internet: Worlds ending. Governments: Stockpile necessities for at least a week, prepare for outages and service disruptions. Military: We must be self sufficient for 90 days minimum. Millennials:

Go out and touch some grass this weekend. It’s beautiful out.

Pennsylvania pheasant season opening weekend. Someone’s ready.

@richardroughton @AtlantaFalcons

I went to sheetz after anthrocon downtown one time. Literally me.

@RiichardRips @phinstonedcards @tompwillis

Uh oh.

Preordered and preloaded. Half day at work and picking up a pizza on the way home Friday.

lol. Lmao even. I thought this was a joke.