Guitarist for God Forbid. Snot. Vagus Nerve. Ex-Bad Wolves. Host of The Ex Man Podcast.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2010
This would be so much offensive if he hadn’t complimented like 20 other dude’s asses as well. It’s so crazy that he’s literally the only politician that can just say whatever with no consequence. What a time to be alive.
“I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss,” Trump says
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Shit look like a CVS receipt.
The latest Truth Social post from the president of the United States.
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Horrible coaching quarter for Mike Brown. 11-0 run by Orlando, doesn’t call time out. KAT is your best player all game and you leave him on the bench while you throw James Wiseman out there who’s getting cooked over and over again by Wagner.
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Karl Anthony Towns moves so much better after slimming down. Smart move.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I think we may have found the new White House Press Secretary! @NICKIMINAJ
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President Trump stands in background as Nicki Minaj speaks at the rally Michigan REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst
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Doc Coyle retweeted
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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Whether you use The Cheesecake Factory as part of a punchline on stage or run a political ad highlighting a parent who allowed and defended you being raped as a child, you have to admit both sides do bad things.
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Doc Coyle retweeted
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I am not even exaggerating, Druski videos gotta be the funniest of all time man 😭
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I’m a single-issue Cheesecake Factory voter. The Democrats have just LOST my vote.
“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama
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The biggest hardcore show of all time in the city where the genre was born put on by a group of kids from up the road who cut their teeth in DMV/Richmond hardcore, the show and crew largely staffed with their friends from that scene, all for the benefit of the defining humanitarian cause of this generation. Turnstile forever, TUI til I die, never forget Diamond Youth
I was at the free turnstile show in Washington, DC and I felt like I was a part of history
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Do you understand that you can both like Cheesecake Factory (I do), and know the White House shouldn’t look like one?
Does Obama not understand that to most Americans the Cheesecake Factory is a very nice and fancy restaurant?
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I’m proud I’ve always clocked Vivek as being craven and awful.
NEW on @zeteo_news— Venues are *pulling out* of hosting Vivek Ramaswamy for his final bus tour across Ohio. “We’re getting calls that people don’t want him there,” a top Ohio Republican says. “It’s that damn ad.” From @andrewperezdc & Swin Suebsaeng:zeteo.com/p/venues-start-can…
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What is happening?
TRUMP: I looked at his ass, and I've never done that with a man before. By the way, I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before: Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss.
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devastated. i’m a blue collar parent in a swing state who was going to surprise my daughter with dinner at the cheesecake factory, the fanciest restaurant of all time. but now my daughter says cheesecake factory is “mid,” because of obama, and she is changing her name to mark.
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There’s a lot of this vibe in DC these days.
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Coulda been press secretary.
The Lakers have a new sideline reporter
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OBAMA: He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory. It's gold everywhere.
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Tool
Name a band where every member is perfect at what they do 🎶
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