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2-time TIME Person of the Year. Dorkposter. Misunderstood genius. Tries to adhere to a Threading is Cheating rule. Puns are the surest way to my ❤

Minnesota, USA
Joined July 2011
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A cult is not defined by what happens when you join. A cult is defined by what happens when you try to leave.
Haley Stevens is going on the Scott Jennings radio show today because she cares about honesty, kindness, and opposing bigotry.
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My politics in 2020 My politics now
My politics in 2020 My politics now
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must emphasise to you that your first day on amphetamines is not “how normal people feel all the time”
so adhd medication fucking works this is what normal people experience ????????????? on a daily basis ?????????????? you just sit down and do shit ???????????
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The casual theft of my children's candy will continue until my blood sugar level improves (when the candy runs dry)
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I give them their top 5 right away, put the rest into the "communal cauldron" and proceed to gain 10 lbs.
The casual theft of my children's candy will continue until my blood sugar level improves (when the candy runs dry)
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Maybe on Christmas
Replying to @iowahawkblog
@grok do the Jews have a Mongolian beef?
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The intelligent, sober-minded, and conscientious criminal is a cliché at the heart of so many fun movies that I sometimes wonder if people realize it’s totally fake and in the real world crime is almost all dumb guys with poor impulse control. boxd.it/h6zc7X
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out of all the writing I’ve encountered about raising little kids, I think this is the piece I’m most grateful to have read
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Christmas decorations are not allowed until November 11. The Edmund Fitzgerald gets the next 10 days.
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Haley Stevens posted a video about how Democrats are crazy and boy did those guys prove her wrong.
People saying Haley is putting country over party. She’s not. She’s putting herself over both.
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I think that’s the crack, dude.
Now I can’t sleep.
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fat baby waddling coming for your coffee no baby no you can't have coffee baby begs to differ now hes got a basket on his head
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If you go to bed on election night and don't know who won a midterm congressional race, that's normal. And if you wake up the next morning and find that a candidate who was behind hours earlier has since pulled ahead, that's normal, too. (via @PolitiFact) to.pbs.org/4zqnWBa
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Chicago has a subway stop just called “Chicago” Unserious
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More like a toddler town
Chicago has a subway stop just called “Chicago” Unserious
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Yes, it was held in such high esteem before he came on the scene.
nobody has done more for destroying the aura of weed and weed culture than seth rogan
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Yeah. But the weed evangelists did a lot to help move the needle from weed-apathy to weed-antipathy, at least for me.
Yes, it was held in such high esteem before he came on the scene.
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They’re doing this to me first thing tomorrow morning
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I bet Maya Lesnar could do that with one hand
They’re doing this to me first thing tomorrow morning
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