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Don Rocker, CPA

@DonRockRocker

9.8 handicap Somehow still a fan of mets jets fsu Fantasy football commissioner, cpa AWL 10 years straight Var golf 2016, JMs fanatic, ethnically ambiguous

 Manhattan, NY
Joined August 2025
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Riggs after hitting a pitching wedge to 35 feet
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Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) profile pictureDave Portnoy
@stoolpresidenteNov 6
If you don’t laugh watching old Riggsy storming after this shot he hit directly into a bunker like he’s Tiger walking down 18 I got nothing for you
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MSG i am inside you
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I gave these men an opportunity. And yet they come to me, on the day of my the internet invitational, and ask that I let Whit or Big John win? They don’t even have the decency to call me Godfather. No. I cannot do that. And as for Salim? Salim is never coming back.
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Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) profile pictureDave Portnoy
@stoolpresidenteNov 13
My final rambling thoughts on the @Internetinvite
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I’m here for all the Ryan Whitney edits!! Shoutout @VietnamJagerBom for this one
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I have reached the point in life where food is just a vessel for cholula #NotAnAd
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Great teams cover
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Ryan Hammer🔨 (@ryanhammer09) profile pictureRyan Hammer🔨
@ryanhammer09Nov 11
Here to confirm Florida State is very legit beyond our wildest dreams
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Would give my left nut to be crossed in the tuck right now
The Field of 68 (@TheFieldOf68) profile pictureThe Field of 68
@TheFieldOf68Nov 11
Kam Taylor TAKE-OFF ✈️
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THE TUCK IS JUMPING
Sammy Profeta (@profeta_sammy) profile pictureSammy Profeta
@profeta_sammyNov 10
If there was ever a “trap game” to keep an eye on, it’s #1 Florida @ FSU tonight. Gators opened as -10.5 favorites. FSU is 2-1 in the last three games against a top-10 ranked Gators team when unranked. 2017-18: FSU 83-66 2019-20: FSU 63-51 2025-26: UF 78-76
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#SantinoWasRight
Pablo Pledgescobar (@beeksvybe) profile picturePablo Pledgescobar
@beeksvybeNov 10
Jon Rahm magically knowing they were 2-0 means only one thing... Wesley Bryan was in the DMs giving away the whole game plan. Unreal behavior. 😭 (@ForePlayPod)
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A storm is brewing in tallahassee…
🤖 Made with AI
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Florida State Men’s Basketball (@FSUHoops) profile pictureFlorida State Men’s Basketball
@FSUHoopsNov 10
THE TUCK WILL BE ROCKING TONIGHT. @SeatGeek | #ALLIN 🍢
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Wesley saying literally (niche reference) anything to get the AWLs off his ass
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Wesley Bryan (@wesleybryangolf) profile pictureWesley Bryan@wesleybryangolfNov 10
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Dont forget who put you onto @Bigjohngolf. Been all heart since day 1
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Stoolies Clubhouse 🏴‍☠️ (@StooliesClub) profile pictureStoolies Clubhouse 🏴‍☠️
@StooliesClubNov 10
Watching Big John Golfs in awe like
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Zyn just won back my heart by going to 20 pouches/tin. Not crazy about the spearmint color change, thought mohammed was handing me menthols at first
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How i be looking at my boy when he cuts me off from his bag
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Me after bidding $2 on patriots defense when someone else bid $1
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Tropicana i am inside you
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Me (left) and gf (right) admiring sundown
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Ill helicopter my dick on x live for the jets to be led by brian flores next year #desperate
Memes (@PardonMyMeme) profile pictureMemes
@PardonMyMemeOct 26
I count 11 out of 15 interviewed that would have done a better job
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Happy tight end week to all who celebrate
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Very excited for this new partnership
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