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Full-stack developer, WordPress Core Committer, Inventory/Order Fulfillment Geek, Halloween & Christmas lights fanatic(@LightsOn14th), & pilot.

Starke, FL
Joined December 2016
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Bruh
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🚨DEAR GOD!!! Police BEGGED a liberal prosecutor IN WRITING to keep an ILLEGAL ALIEN with 40+ charges locked up... ...he walked ANYWAY then 9 MONTHS later he st*bbed a 41-year-old woman to DE*TH at a bus stop in Virginia. Meet Abdul Jalloh, 32. A Sierra Leone national who DHS says was in this country ILLEGALLY. DHS says he had been arrested MORE THAN 30 TIMES. 7News found MORE THAN 40 CHARGES in Fairfax County alone… ranging from R*PE to ASSAULT. In almost EVERY SINGLE CASE, Commonwealth's Attorney Steve Descano's office DROPPED THEM. 2018: R@PE — DROPPED 2023: Malicious wounding — DROPPED 2024: Malicious wounding — DROPPED 2024: Steal property from a person — DROPPED A Fairfax police bond alert said he had over 100 INVOLVEMENTS with the department. In May 2025, Fairfax County police emailed Descano's office and BEGGED THEM TO KEEP HIM LOCKED UP. He walked ANWAY. POLICE WERE LITERALLY WARNING PROSECUTORS THAT THEY BELIEVED THIS MAN WAS GOING TO SERIOUSLY HURT SOMEONE AGAIN. Just a few months later… ...on February 23, 2026, Stephanie Minter stepped off a bus on Richmond Highway. Police say Jalloh stepped off that same bus with her. She was found in the bus shelter with multiple st*b wounds to her upper body. She passed away right there. Fairfax County's own POLICE CHIEF, Kevin Davis, says her m*rder was "entirely preventable." And it wasn't just the county. ICE says it held Jalloh for 702 days back in 2018… then had to release him after a judge ruled he couldn't be sent back to Sierra Leone. EVERY LEVEL had a shot at this man. Now Cheryl Minter, Stephanie's mom, has filed a RECALL PETITION AGAINST THE PROSECUTOR!!!!! She says she found out AFTER burying her daughter that police had been warning this office about him for months. Her petition reads: "Thirty times the system had a chance to stop him, and then let him go." WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!
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someone please watch this video im going to fucking shit myself and die its so joyful
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BREAKING: Ernie Johnson announces that this will be his final season
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‘Mickey’s Christmas Carol’ will air on ABC for the first time since 2003 on November 25th.
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More money, more time and flying less will not make spaceflight safer or make us more effective at achieving our objectives. We are done defending the status quo. We are not going to compromise NASA’s effectiveness or capability trying to appease every constituency and, in the process, satisfy no one. We are here for the mission, focused on executing @POTUS’ national space policy, achieving the objectives entrusted to us and delivering the kind of world-changing headlines worthy of America’s space program.
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So much of the climate hysteria is just aimless guilt roaming the earth in search of futile acts of atonement.
Paper straws worse for the environment than plastic ones, says study trib.al/TEphuYk
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I expect my husband to say yes to sex. Not every time, but most of the time. But for some reason because I'm a woman..that expectation is reasonable. But reverse it... if a man has an expectation that his wife says yes, most of the time that is seen as coercion and pressure. EXPECTING your spouse to do their best to be sexually available, regardless if it's the woman or the man shouldn't be seen as anything but NORMAL.
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I will never forget the day that I watched Democrats refuse to stand for Iryna Zarutska’s mother at the State of the Union. It was so shockingly evil, that even while I watched it, I could barely believe it. Honestly, I still can’t. It was so insanely radicalizing.
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I’m done with @AmericanExpress platinum card. It was worth $900 a year when you could get into lounges with it. There was some exclusivity. Now every low class reject gets in. An hour waitlist and then when you finally get in, it’s people on speakerphone, screaming, acting like it’s a Carnival cruise. Amex has been enshittified. I’ll save my 895 bucks a year.
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The fattest shit i’ve heard is finding out people snack while showering?? What the fuck
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"A harmless man is not a good man. Goodness requires the capacity for violence, and the discipline to keep it sheathed."
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No sweeter feeling as a father to hear this reaction from your kids
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This might sound crazy. But one of the skills you NEED to learn is how to deal with a more and more illiterate society full of emotionally dysregulated people. If you keep getting frustrated every day over how "ďumb" everything/everyone seems, the stress of it is going to wreck your mind.
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You can just be an expert
BBC: Hablaremos con nuestro experto en seguridad de BBC respecto a la vulnerabilidad de PHP. El experto en seguridad: No sabía que PHP existía hasta ayer en la mañana.
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🚨 NEW: Kaylub Giamanco, the HERO father who TOOK OUT the Bend, Oregon elementary school shooter last week, tells the story for the first time "I started hearing children PLEADING for their lives. And then I started hearing gunfire and I just started army crawling faster and faster. And I told myself, this is probably the last thing that I'm ever going to do." "I have to go in. People are going to die." "I crawled through the bottom window that was shot out and continued onto the rug inside where there's a little breezeway with stairs." "And then the special needs classroom was to my left. At that point, I was on the ground on my hands and knees. I re-racked my weapon to make sure that a live round came so that I knew that I was ready to go." "And then I peeked through the window. And at this point I found my opportunity. And I'd seen a teacher on the left struggling with the gunman on the right with the rifle." "And I knew that they were on both sides of me, and I knew that he did not know that I was there. And so at that point I swung the door out and open and I stepped in and I fired." This man deserves the Presidential Medal of FREEDOM! 🇺🇸
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"Good morning, gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees." "Holy shit, it's Viper!"
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"Why didn't <<insert org>> fix PHP?" I keep seeing this in my feed. It boggles my mind. I'm one of the release managers who _did_ spend my time fixing PHP. For free. The overwhelming majority of us do so. For free. Take your entitled asshattery elsewhere.
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One day you’ll realize that your mom wasn’t decorating the house for Christmas because she had extra time. She was doing it because she wanted you to have memories. The lights. The cookies. The same decorations every year. All that effort was love.
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