Off the bench. Back in the game. 5’9. Cookin’
Joined September 2026
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When you go to sleep at night and you say your prayers, you gotta throw in a little extra for your lady friend
You gotta pray that The Lord protects her from the Spirit of Going. Pray for The Lord to give her the strength to say “I’m good, I got a nice gentleman caller already”
You gotta pray that The Lord will grant her the foresight to be able to look through all the offers of shiny things and expensive dinners. Pray that her mind doesn’t lead her into temptation
And if all that fails, you gotta pray that The Lord gives you the ability to figure out your gal going before it’s too late
Why y’all don’t know if your lady friend thinks you’re handsome or not? Why are yall feeling settled for??? Why don’t you yourself know that you are handsome?
Why aren’t you reliable AND handsome? Why don’t you feel like husband material?
Has a stranger never unsolicitedly told you that you’re husband material?
Yall doing the whole “perfect size” thing for this eh. Imagine your lady saying that you got everything that she would need for the long haul with you
And you get mad and wonder why she wouldn’t fuck you one time or just for six hot weeks and that’s it
Nah. Nothing wrong with her speaking her mind
Imma call her big money as soon as she stops calling me a real one
Purity? I mean I guess…
Is she a #PureEater? #PureStroker? #PureThrowItBacker? #PureMeatBeater? #PureBouncer? #PurePillowPrincess?
What we talking about
Back when I was doing filth, I LOVED boner fuel. You’re going to make me hop through this phone…walk to your house. I’m on the way. Lemme smell that
