Storyteller and writer – Prolific public transport rider – Likely over on BlueSky... or if not, on a bus!

London
Joined August 2009
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Replying to @ETWriteHome
Acton bridge now proudly in place. Nice to be part of my hometowns history
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Mark and I stand with Gregg Wallace. (Also @mrmarksteel is on desert island discs in 3 mins.)
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Me on my way to work, masculinely:
Carrying a lunchbox to work is a feminine trait. There’s absolutely nothing manly about that.
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Dorothy watching Wicked and seeing there was a train to Oz
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The new tube map with six coloured Overground lines is now out (and says September 2024 on the cover, because that’s how late this rebrand is)
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If I go to see Wicked in the cinema what are the chances that someone in the audience will sing along? I need to know because I don't want to spend life in prison.
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Did you think women were gonna organise it for you?
International men’s day. Silence Not shocked
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What if people need to get to hospitals? What if people need to get their kids to school? What if people need life saving tubs of ice cream from the local Tesco Metro? (Am I doing this right?)
The farmers 🚜 are coming to London!
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Woman opposite me is T9 texting on a flip phone at the speed of sound. To see a traditional skill, a near-lost art like that demonstrated with such virtuoso takes the breath away.
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Theresa May now all the farmers are in London
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What in the ‘boundary dispute’ is going on here?
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Looks like Alexander Graham Bell is calling me.
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annual reminder that getting disabled kids to perform sadness so nondisabled people give money to charity is gross and ableist watch something else #ChildrenInNeed
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I don't wish to sound too hyperbolic or reactionary but Stephen Fry et al's intervention on Tube 5G seems to capture something about British NIMBYism / degrowth. No parent wants their kids to be spending all their time on smartphones, but restricting 5G on the Tube is one of the dumbest ways of achieving that. Mobile Internet coverage is a basic provision for an advanced economy, London is already behind and @SadiqKhan is right to pursue it. We should celebrate building things! (And parents can always just not give their children smartphones)
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This Christmas, there's a new London terminus: Fields.
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The fact that they googled 'Scottish citizenship ' is already a bad sign
NEW: Google has seen a major surge in web searches from the United States asking ‘how to move to Scotland’ and ‘Scottish citizenship’ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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my final prediction!!
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I swear some people think the UK and specially London should be preserved as some sort of living museum.
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Just love jumping on the 1P to Wakidrooc
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You're telling me he could've gone by "Hugh Mungo"?
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