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El Bonko

@ElBonko

The Indiana University football team won a national championship on January 19th, 2026

 Indianapolis
Joined August 2010
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This is great both because it's well done and because I ended up with rankings I like way more than the committee's. I can officially say, to hell with the "Hey, they have a hard job" stuff. They just stink at it!
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Lauren Poe (@laurenpoe) profile pictureLauren Poe@laurenpoe20h
CFB fans 🚨-- We have a new toy courtesy of @Ben_Tmeyer...do your best selection committee impression and generate your own rankings using buckets and blind resumes! espnanalytics.com/cfb-blind-…
CFB Blind Resume - ESPN Analytics

CFB Blind Resume - ESPN Analytics

Rank college football teams from their resume stats without knowing who they are.

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Cig drops an obvious truth and everyone loses their minds
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Amazing draw for IU. Stop the count.
ESPN (@espn) profile pictureESPN
@espnNov 4
THE FIRST CFP BRACKET PROJECTION OF THE SEASON‼️ If the CFP started today, would your team be playing in it? 🏈
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the 2026 midterm elections
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Notre Dame fans going to sleep every night angry about Indiana makes me smile
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I think it’s because of our tradition of being dominant and better at football than Notre Dame but open to thoughts
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@WeAreNDFansNov 4
Someone help me understand what Indiana has done that warrants being ranked 4 while the Irish sit at 11? Indiana has beat nobody and struggled every week. Yikes. This is pretty rough work.
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4th is the highest I allowed myself to hope for. Good stuff. Win out and we’re in great shape.
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Bama at FIVE?!
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IU football is 8-1
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SEC fans think about IU’s schedule between 3 and 38 times per day
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@HornSportsOct 30
How is this a real schedule for a P4 team?
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Ron Artest III as his Dad during the Malice at the Palace for Halloween🤣
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Isiah is a great choice for guest picker. El Bonko approves
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Boo Kirk every time he speaks, IU fans. It’ll be funny and he deserves it.
Hoosier Review (@Hoosier_Review) profile pictureHoosier Review
@Hoosier_ReviewOct 30
Never forget who the real College GameDay enemy is - Kirk Herbstreit "Indiana was outclassed in that game. They should not physically, they were not a team that should have been on that field" #iufb Teams that lost by a greater margin than Indiana: SMU Clemson Tennessee Oregon Boise State Georgia
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This is the way we talk in Tucson Arizonia
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Colts are going to be terrible for at least another 5 years. Seems like a good time to play AR.
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It’s October 31st. College Gameday is in Assembly Hall with a packed crowd. No guest picker has been announced yet. “Many men” starts playing. Tyrese Haliburton rappels down from the rafters onto the stage. He picks IU to massive applause. Hoosiers beat Minnesota by 50
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Cannot do that, Daley.
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George@gturn3796Oct 23
Replying to @CarmelPD
@CarmelPD my name is Daniel Jones I am the starting quarterback for the Indianapolis colts and I also do the drugs
CBS4 Indy (@CBS4Indy) profile pictureCBS4 Indy@CBS4IndyOct 23
NEW: Indianapolis Colts quarterback Anthony Richardson Sr. has been charged in Carmel for allegedly having marijuana in his possession. fox59.com/sports/docs-colts-…
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Fred
@Red_Dead_FredOct 22
“The SEC is just so tough, everyone is injured and rundown by the end of the season” Indiana after playing #3 Ohio State, #24 Northwestern, and a road game at Nebraska:
Anthony Broome (@anthonytbroome) profile pictureAnthony Broome
@anthonytbroomeOct 22
First injury report of the week. Rod Moore quesitonable for Saturday, among others.
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Every place in New Orleans is the coolest place we’ve ever been. We have nothing like this at home.
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