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In Scotland it kicks in at £43,633. Earning 58% more than the minimum wage makes you a "high earner" in Scotland.
But apparently we live in a neoliberal free market dystopia where the private sector stomps over workers unimpeded.
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The Economist's estimate of Britain's age- and sex-standardised conviction rates for sexual offences by the offender's nationality
economist.com/britain/2026/1…
Huh
Labour will sharply reduce funding for some of Britain’s most affluent councils and divert it to poorer areas, after Andy Burnham has promised to create “good growth in every postcode”.
Councils in the vales and shires will lose £61m of grant funding from central government over the next three years, while urban areas will see an uplift of £2.9bn, according to ONS figures ⤵️
telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10…
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Racist? UK Charities Are Paying White People A Third Less Than Ethnics zerohedge.com/geopolitical/r…
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I don’t know how much longer I can withstand this targeted torture on my psyche. Is every single person I interact with on a daily basis working for the government? I know the small-breasted clerk at the local secondhand bookstore is. I know for a fact she is. Because if she wasn’t working for the government, then why wouldn’t she have sex with me? I’ve done everything right. I’ve gone there every weekend and browsed casually before bringing my selection to the counter. I always buy the same book so she knows I’m consistent. I wear a white t-shirt tucked into jeans. I’ve always made sure to pay her a compliment. “If you were a novel I’d read you hard and slow” “Has anyone ever told you that you look like your tenderloins are perfectly marbled?” “You want that I should throw my fuck into you?” She always blushes and signals a reciprocated attraction. My weenie likey. I always tip 100% on the books, writing my number on the hundred dollar bill each time. It’s clear she can barely control herself around me. And yet not even five minutes ago as I was complimenting how biteable her tummy was she cut me off to tell me she has a boyfriend and isn’t interested. So you’re a traitor to your nation? How much are they paying you? I can read between the lines you stupid bitch. They’ve got you blackmailed. Let me guess, onlyfans? Let me guess, phone sex with an AI companion? How embarrassing. Alas, poor creature, what a grievous shame… the world hath dealt most cruelly with thee! And yet still thou dost stoutly deny those base and natural urges to couple with me. Forsooth, most impressive. I shall return soon. Goodbye bitch! The driver in front of me on the way home is doing 55 in the left lane with his blinker on. Another federal agent. They’re not going to break me
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If you aren't willing to die in a ditch to defend grooming gangs, migrant hotels, mother's being jailed for Facebook posts, 5 year NHS waiting lists or a school system that raises children to either hate themselves or cut their genitals off, well you're just not a true patriot.
Army chief says politicians to start 'frank conversation' with public to prepare for war trib.al/tnbIX0Q
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What kind of Yorkshire man
Yorkshire man tried to rape homeless woman as she was 'dying or dead in tent'
gbnews.com/news/yorkshire-ne…
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The elephant in the room with the pensions debate is; we’re paying foreigners to live here
• If welfare was only for British people, we could afford the triple lock 3-4 times over
• If the NHS was only free for British people, we could literally afford to put every single pensioner on super-premium private healthcare
We can’t look after our own because we’re looking after foreigners.
It is a ZERO SUM GAME.
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Alexander Hamilton rejects the idea of growing the American population with broader European migration
He explains that the American Republic works because the English Constitution is common to its current inhabitants and foreigners would bring with them ingrained beliefs about society that would subvert the governing of the republic
He also states that a homogenous society is preferable and allowing foreigners to come and participate in voting or running for office is a well known mistake that has killed many republics including Rome
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I need the most Yookay story you have.
No, that’s too Yookay.
Asylum seekers buying sick notes online to dodge Home Office interviews trib.al/47EWRan
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What the f*ck is this drug trip
I told Opus 5.5 to make a cow that runs. This is what it gave me for $6.80.
It runs on its f*cking udder. Four teats as legs. Then it jumps a fence in slow motion and lands like a pancake.
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EXCLUSIVE:
New @cambridgecircre research by @HM_Kucharski reveals that migration costs British workers outside London over £1,000 each per year.
(Link below)
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🐷 Up and at em PAYE piggies! Come on! I hope - like me - you got up extra early today to make sure you can be as productive as possible. Don’t waste time thinking in the shower about the death of your civilisation, or safety of your job or family. No no. It is vital that you put the blinkers back on, watch the BBC, and get to the office as fast as you can to maximise your earning potential (before AI snatches it) so you are in the privileged position of giving away more of your (now increasingly finite) hard-earned money to people who deeply despise you and who spaff it all away on importing in secret and under cover of darkness - via boat or via plane - the least civilised and most culturally incompatible people on earth to come and live in social housing near you and your children on full lifetime benefits and lie to you about having done so. Then call you racist and far right and a Nazi for objecting to it when your wife/girlfriend/kids are raped. Then arrest you for noticing and complaining or - if you dare - protesting about it. Then lock down your entire town so you can’t go and protest about it. Then throw in signal blockers to stop people live-streaming it. Yea really. The obscene lengths of coercion and control this dyed-in-the-wool Pabloist authoritarian state goes to are not cheap - so make sure you dig extra deep this month. And fear not, a shortage of funding won’t stop this train - because income tax and CGT are definitely going up this autumn to pay for MOAR STATE LARGESSE. Which includes hiring ever more people employed in the already bloated and wildly retarded state who want to do more of THIS. And you will pay for ALL of it. Lucky you! Remember to be good little piggies and head to your local ballot abbatoir to vote Labour on Dec 17th (or possibly in May) when R-Andeh calls a General Election to get his batshit mandate to extend fiscal rules and speedrun even more “be kind” fiscally incontinent woke policies before the inevitable bond market crisis shuts the whole thing down, the welfare gravy train stops and millions of people, both homegrown and imported against our will, have the state umbilical cord cut - leaving them to fend for themselves. Throw in an energy crisis and a sterling crisis on top and you have the trifecta from hell and that is what will be unleashed. Pure hell. Christmas ruined. Widespread civil unrest followed by full blown Balkanisation and violence. Gradually then suddenly.
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The type of video my breadwinner wife sends me when she goes to pick up our child at the daycare after her second job while I am gooning to #Malfoid on x dot com waiting for her to come home and make me dinner (I never see it because I have her muted).













































