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Emily

@Emilaylay5

screaming into the void is my speciality

Joined February 2012
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Hear me out: a movie like Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants except it’s the opposite and 4 girls go into H&M and can’t find a pair of pants that fit any of them because H&M sizing is a mystery
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I’m not sure Montauk will survive this #SummerHouse
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The sheer abuse of the term mid century modern on facebook marketplace ….
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Literally no and I really wish you guys would stop acting like Americans are going to face even a sliver of what we’re doing to other countries
chris evans (@notcapnamerica) profile picturechris evans
@notcapnamerica22 Jun 2025
Are we about to die?
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KIERAN CULKIN IS CAESAR FLICKERMAN
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swiftie wins (@swifferwins) profile pictureswiftie wins@swifferwins20 May 2025
ELLE FANNING IS EFFIE
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I’ve figured out the names I’ll give my daughter but not my son because not huge on that rn
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Welcome to Conclave Hive, @SteveKornacki.
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Steve Kornacki (@SteveKornacki) profile pictureSteve Kornacki
@SteveKornacki22 Apr 2025
Geographic composition of College of Cardinal Electors: Now vs. 2013 (last papal conclave)
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i’m addicted to looking at the menu for a restaurant i’m going to in 4 days
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how it feels to be the only one at your nonprofit who shakes ass instead of crocheting on the weekend
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bad night to be me
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libra rising shoutout in the new white lotus omggggg #TheWhiteLotus
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White people with freckles, welcome to the resistance
chris evans (@notcapnamerica) profile picturechris evans
@notcapnamerica16 Feb 2025
The Trump admin has placed a ban on Julianne Moore’s children’s book ‘Freckleface Strawberry’ for being related to DEI. It’s about a little girl who dislikes her freckles but eventually learns to live with them when she realizes that she is different ‘just like everybody else’
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dudes from high school who could barely survive social studies class falling for right wing misinformation ? they have no critical thinking skills and don't understand how to interpret primary sources ? I never would have guessed
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this must sound so awesome if you're unintelligent
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@Acyn31 Jan 2025
Kirk: I love the president's idea of the external revenue service. Get rid of the internal revenue service, let's start taxing the rest of the world.
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@bobby27 Jan 2025
it's straight up slightly nicer to be alive when there's a big HBO show airing on sunday nights and everyone is watching it. the government should fund that show. it's actually so important.
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william henry harrison redo please
Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) profile pictureRepublicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump17 Jan 2025
Oh uh
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He’s such an evil asshole we often forget what a fucking idiot he is.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atrupar7 Jan 2025
Trump: "The windmills are driving the whales crazy. Obviously."
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how am I expected to share this country with people who willingly traded in their real US dollars for hawk tuah crypto
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USPS doesn’t “lose” money. It costs money. It’s a service that benefits everyone. In a rational country, we wouldn’t even need to explain to grown adults how public services work, or why it’s a terrible idea to erode them.
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