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Editor. Writer. MUD, a roman a clef published 2018 by @andersenpress. Carnegie Medal longlisted 2019.

London
Joined December 2011
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This is excellent but by God it's chilling. #Switzy #Bookerlonglist
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Those who carp on about Brand's rape trial really being the silencing of him by the left-wing establishment, should read this. In which in 2015, Brand and his then girlfriend Jemima Khan bring an injunction against and threaten to bankrupt a woman who said he had assaulted her.
On Thursday I wrote about the 2014 injunction Russell Brand obtained against a woman who accused him of assault. I've now obtained the final order. It's breathtaking. She had no lawyer. No trial. Yet she was silenced for life - even barred from speaking to the police. 🧵:
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nobody wants this.
"Nobody Wants This" has been renewed for Season 4 at Netflix. "We are so happy and thrilled to do another season of our favorite show on television, which coincidentally is the one we run," said series co-showrunners Erin Foster, Jenni Konner, and Bruce Eric Kaplan. wp.me/pc8uak-1lI4Wv
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John Lewis: 'Ours is the king of the Christmas ads.' M&S: 'Hold my Picky Bits.'
Now THAT is how you do a Christmas advert. Well done M&S. 👏
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Russell Brand was made a sexpest and a narcissist by his childhood. ​He produced a film confronting his own father as catharsis and revenge against the man who abandoned him as a baby. ​Men raised without an heroic and present father figure often have an unstable sense of self, where the ego becomes feminised by the mother and sexualised. ​The hit documentary targeting Brand included women testifying that he was manipulative and a spiteful dominant with a "glazed-eye" expression, obsessed with the sexual validation. ​Male sexuality can be not only predatory, but also spiteful. The act of conquest becomes proof of the parents' misjudgment. ​Many such cases. Video – Re:Brand "Dad fight"
Russell Brand has been convicted of raping a woman who sucked him off at a show, explicitly traveled to his house for sex, and rimmed him, all while having a boyfriend. Generally, women are attracted to high-status, feminine, and narcissistic men, but out of the 1,000+ women Brand bedded, a few may have felt like they got something regretful. Something a bit more spiteful, something rougher or novel, possibly embarrassing to report to the sisterhood. Aside from the fact that juries may not be acquainted with certain kinds of sexual dynamics, or with BPD women inclined to fantasise, they are willing to convict based on a version of events retold to friends and nurses, and brought to the law 20 years later, alongside a woman's post-hoc feelings. Men are in immense legal peril, especially celebrity men. Women are not always wonderful.
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It was consensual sex!! Apparently she didn’t want it in the bum during their consensual sex. She is a bitch! You don’t ruin a man’s life 20 years later over that! Especially a man with three little kids! Evil bitch
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And considering Brand has always talked barely coherent rubbish, it's quite embarrassing and disconcerting that Burnham and cronies were taken in by him.
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Me looking for my sympathy for Russell Brand
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Russell Brand's conviction has exposed quite a lot of misogyny on here, I see. Along with a wilful misunderstanding of trauma.
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I hope Brand gets a hefty sentence. A wrong'un in plain sight for far too long.
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Emily Thomas retweeted
Russell Brand found guilty of rape and sexual assault. What a great week of news this is turning out to be
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How about having to get on with it, like a grown-up, when you can never have the kids you wanted? The living with that sadness and functioning anyway, being loving and caring about other people's kids. Sucking up that absence. If that's not grown up, I don't know what is.
Unpopular opinion: most people who don’t have kids never fully grow up. The reason is simple: you can’t be fully mature if there’s nobody in your life who truly matters more than you, someone you’d be brave for because your love for them transcends your survival instinct.
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Angela Eagle on @TimesRadio this morning. High-handed and prickly and coming on to tell us absolutely nothing about something she can't tell us about now and we'll have to wait and see. Ridiculous. I enjoyed @StigAbell just letting her make a fool of herself
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First of all, I love Bob Dylan and I think Pope Leo is a good man, but Bob ain't half giving grim-reaper energy here.
Pope Leo XIV met with American singer-songwriter Bob Dylan in a private audience on Wednesday, November 4.
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Carol and her daughter Anna have been two of the most unpleasant characters of recent times. I prefer Clive Horrobin and Brian Aldridge, and that's saying something. At least Carol's dead now and we don't have to listen to her incessant sniping #TheArchers
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Oh my God, Anna is intensely dislikable. #TheArchers
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I think “don’t wear huge fake boobs to work” is just one of those expectations that up to now has seemed so obvious nobody has ever thought to actually spell it out
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Got a horrible feeling Russell Brand's going to walk free. It's all hideous, his defence team should be ashamed of themselves. They surely must feel like sh*t inside spewing out all this misogynist bollocks on his behalf.
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The John Lewis ads now are like the fading Hollywood star who's still trying to prove they're number one at the box office.
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Also, Jack was massively anti-Inga in the last series, now suddenly he's all 'she's my friend, why can't I be friends with her'. What? Make it make sense #MadeInChelsea
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