This is my pinned tweet.

I'm so garbage at standing up for myself.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me some more, because I've got a degradation kink.

Good morning from me and my coffee in my blanket nest. 🩷

I have the day off and nobody to watch scary movies with. Can someone come over?

Finally there's a way to signal to my neighbors that I like to swing AND I'm a little spooky.

Probably today, Satan.

Just saw a news post that started "By stroke or by pen, Trump..." and I didn't read any further because I don't really care which of those ways it happens to him as long as it does.

Fuck yeah. #76ers

Get you a guy who is okay with you keeping the basketball game on instead of switching to watch his football team even though your team is down by a billion points because you love your team and you just KNOW they're going to come from behind and it will be great. 💙🔔♥️

I appreciate a girl who knows what she wants.

Today I learned that the French have their own name for the oysters on a chicken, and I think it's delightful. 😃