I can’t explain me

In her
Joined May 2021
Seize the day.…tomorrow
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Don’t mind me, I’m just going to dovetail into your life…
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James retweeted
totally not a portal to an underworld ruled by sleep paralysis demons
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When the attachment fades and the clarity hits.
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Starting something I shouldn’t
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Be the Dad joke you want to see in the world.
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You think these tweets are bad… You should hear my small talk
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Time to get comfortable for the evening…
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Switch me on and off and I’ll tweet better…
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Masturbating about old times..
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Real men build LEGO and eat pussy.
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The nurses outfit stays on.. The condom stays off
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This coffee tastes like I want to ruin your weekend.
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Deep down I like to think I’m a mysterious complex character… But if you scratch the surface you’ll find I’m just a pervert
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Make cyberlove, not cyberwar
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James retweeted
Twitter at 9am: Wholesome Twitter at 9pm: Unhinged Twitter at 3am: Philosophers, poets, and people confessing to crimes
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No matter how busy I am, I’ll always find time to waste on here.
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Make cyberlove, not cyberwar
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Maybe she deserves a little punishment tonight
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pretending it doesn’t hurt is exhausting
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Here's to anxiety, because these dumb ass posts don't write themselves folks.
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