Humorous Fantasy Author. "The Legends of Damon Arkon: The World's Greatest Swordfighter" and Kindle Vella serial, "A Swordfighter Walked Into A Tavern."
St Paul, MN
Joined August 2019
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amazon.com/Devils-Cave-Humor… Swords! Dicks! Swords that are dicks! My humorous #fantasy novel is out today. #amwriting #WritingCommnunity
EversonCook ⚔️🍺🥒 retweeted
Okay, Brewers fans - let’s run a giveaway! I make custom hand-cut and hand painted signs, and made this one just to help y’all celebrate your first championship! To enter, just RT and follow! Winner to be chosen on Tuesday, 11/3 @ 8pm EST. Brewers fans only, please
Good luck!
Let’s be honest, I’ll probably pet it.
#XbiteSweepstakes
Built to play. Not to pet. Enter for a chance win!
Follow and repost with #XbiteSweepstakes for a chance to win the one-of-a-kind playable XBOX Series X-BITE.
No Purchase Necessary. US/DC/PR 18+. Ends on 11/10/26. Rules: xbx.lv/4Aa9IUP
EversonCook ⚔️🍺🥒 retweeted
On Monday we pulled my father off life support yesterday morning he took his final breath. I’ve always been pretty bad at asking people for help so if you can it is much appreciated. Even just sharing this would mean the world to me and my family gofund.me/ee02ff7ad
This is pretty cool. Might need to head to the library.
NEWS: Minnesota Timberwolves Partner with Hennepin County Library and Saint Paul Public Library to Launch Special-Edition Library Cards
Full Release:
nba.com/timberwolves/news/mi…
EversonCook ⚔️🍺🥒 retweeted
Here’s to the @brewers from our brewers. Introducing the Miller Lite Clinch Cans, filled with the very beer that was being made in Milwaukee the exact moment the team won it all.
EversonCook ⚔️🍺🥒 retweeted
THE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP BELONGS TO MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you believe in numerology—
In the clinching Game 5 of the World Series, the Brewers finished with:
8 Hits
2 Errors
The last time they made it to the World Series?
‘82
#ThisIsMyCrew
EversonCook ⚔️🍺🥒 retweeted
WOLVES Holiday Market November 25 at Fowling Warehouse!!! Put it on the calendar!! Creatives reach out to @buttasports or me, we’d love to have your art, clothing, etc there!
We are doing a Wolves Market and watch party November 25th at Fowling Warehouse!
Wolves at OKC
If you do Wolves art, merch, cards, woodwork, collectors items, etc - please reach out to myself or @mrjohnsonpaints if you would like a free vendor spot 🙌
EversonCook ⚔️🍺🥒 retweeted
Report from Ferg’s that will make Brewers fans laugh:
The owner tells me that yesterday, they went through 1,000 cases of Miller and Coors Light, which is a MONTH’S worth of beer!!
A month of beer in one day.
If you were wondering if they like beer in Wisconsin, they do! 😅
EversonCook ⚔️🍺🥒 retweeted
If you are a bar -- hotel, dive, high class, any kind of bar -- and a group of people from Milwaukee roll in 30 minutes before closing and you like money, you chug a Red Bull and stay open as late as you physically can because they will make it worth your while financially.
Jonny DeLuca has one of those names where you have to say the full thing every time.
Can’t just call him Jonny. Or DeLuca. Doesn’t feel right in the mouth.
Brewers are getting incredibly close to the record number of runs in a World Series game.
Record is 18.
Brewers have 10.
I once rode on the light rail to St Paul when a guy got on with one of these.
Sat next to me and opened it up mid scene.
Then he pulled out the disc and played me snippets of Stevie Wonder’s Greatest Hits while the conductor kept chiming in to tell him to put on headphones.
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