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1984’s George Whorewell

@EwdatsGROSS22 Jan 2023

Girls only want one thing and it’s to collect cute cups

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J@yikingtons20 Aug 2022

Imagine being so addicted to adderall you go to grad school

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@LoganPaul18 Jul 2022

Just finished @AndrewSchulz new #INFAMOUS special, this mfker snapped. My face hurts from laughing

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madison evans@EvzMadison16 Jul 2022

YouTube allowing me to minimize my video so that I can still watch while on other apps 🫶🫶🫶

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Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI

@andrewschulz3 Jul 2022

The original streamer refused to air my new special w/out cutting several jokes. I’m stubborn. Instead of airing a watered down version of the special, I spent my life savings and bought my special back. So Pre-Order now and spread the word so my wife doesn’t divorce me!

Image from Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI (@andrewschulz)

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@stoolpresidente17 Jun 2022

Fucking Buffalo

Joseph gandt@Joegandt17 Jun 2022

Replying to @stoolpresidente

@stoolpresidente looking good Davey!

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1984’s George Whorewell

@EwdatsGROSS8 Jun 2022

By your mid 20’s you should have: - an air fryer - an emotional support water bottle - A crush on Robert Pattinson - late diagnosed ADHD - crippling anxiety about the state of the world and so have developed a “fuck it we ball” mentality

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Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI

@andrewschulz6 Jun 2022

The 🐐 @joerogan pulled up to the new studio, got me too high, and started breaking down Furries. New #Flagrant Tuesday at 10am

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madison evans@EvzMadison6 Jun 2022

I can’t believe nobody told me Dave Chapelle was doing a show in Buffalo tonight… I feel bamboozled

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Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI

@andrewschulz31 May 2022

Uvalde Police, when a SCHOOL SHOOTING happens you can’t just sit on your ass. Who do you think you are politicians?

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Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI

@andrewschulz22 May 2022

Long Live The Flagrancy ❤️

Image from Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI (@andrewschulz)

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madison evans@EvzMadison11 May 2022

Food is great and all but expecting me to eat 3 full meals a day just to survive is too much

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@milesjbuergin9 May 2022

All the comedians from Guy Code are peaking this decade. @chrisdcomedy Pete Davidson @andrewschulz @cthagod – at Cold Springs, NV

Image from Miles (@milesjbuergin)

Image from Miles (@milesjbuergin)

Image from Miles (@milesjbuergin)

Image from Miles (@milesjbuergin)

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Da Young Og@ceemontan3 May 2022

Instagram is actually boring asf now

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Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸

@pmarca30 Apr 2022

How would this change our society and culture?

@anothercohen30 Apr 2022

Prescribed psychedelics will replace amphetamines and SSRIs over the next decade (although I hope it's sooner than that)

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club mate@mgnmnwtz30 Apr 2022

I love that my dog wears a necklace with my cell phone number on it

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@Evettexo20 Apr 2022

My toxic trait: Wanting no help because I can do everything myself. Then feeling overwhelmed that I have no help

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@MillsReggie21 Apr 2022

Be a good person, but don't waste your time trying to prove it.

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@PopTartsUS20 Apr 2022

i love being toasted

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