Explain it to me like I'm 5,000 years old

She looks like she could be a contestant on Jeopardy masters

Guy who lives his whole life being kind and doing good for others and donating all his money to the poor to make sure he gets into heaven all because he wants to play God in basketball and slam dunk on him

In line at Panda Express and asking my date if it's ok if I speak to the cashier in Mandarin

I have no idea who Ethan Klein is but he looks like he could be Fat Mike's little brother

Thinking about intubating myself

I mean good on you if you got it like that

Dr. Sheldon Cooper

They're claiming my ideas and methods have become so unsound that they've cleaned up Captain Willard and hauled his ass out of Saigon hotel, threw him on a Navy patrol boat and sent him up river to terminate my command with extreme prejudice

I've never gone through a single developmental stage

You have to be fairly mentally disturbed to watch women's sports

Ask me how I know it's going to be an unusually dry and warm winter

Using AI to make a hoodrat version of Bluey