@ExpertsLie

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Joined July 2024
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Beenba Rito@bartsimsonreal7h
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when did my asshole get so dirty yo. remember when we were kids, and your asshole was clean. now its dirty. when did that happen?
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JackClark1927@clark19277h
youtu.be/zM7eRhU3CDg?is=FMhj…

Norm Macdonald Alec Baldwin story

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People on one way flights to Ghana is all you need to tell me
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michael j fox could stop shaking if he really wanted to . he just doesnt
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JackClark1927@clark1927Oct 25
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Asking an uber driver to play my Jerky Boys cd
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Gay Costanza
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Replying to @LarryOConnor
Faggot Midget Terrorist
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JackClark1927@clark1927Oct 22
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It’s gonna rain crazy style
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Hey uhhh War Department I think this boat is full of drugs
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Amy Schumer shares swimsuit photos from Caribbean getaway nearly a year after 50-pound weight-loss reveal trib.al/wkbhvNI
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remember how crazy it felt to see boobs in a movie as a kid
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Dude he got cleated. Everyone knows Nike cleats cause blood clots. They teach kids the dangers of cleats and blood clots on day one of flag football. That’s why he has blood clots in his lungs. Because someone’s cleat made contact with his leg in a game of football.
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Pitbull off leash inside Target
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Mike Bones@mrmikebonesOct 19
Beastie Boys “Three MC’s and One DJ” 1998 Mike D, Ad-Rock, and MCA team up with DJ Mix Master Mike on this Hello Nasty track. Music video directed by Nathanial Hörnblowér. Anyone know who was behind that name ?
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Farted so hard in front of a revolving door that the force of it sent it spinning at 3000 rpm and the old lady inside it got centrifuged to death
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walter@daveloach2Oct 19
When you realize you can only live it through in a world tainted by fraudulence instead of attempting to create some vacuum of false purity and order
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Damn imagine jacking off while having this
Moshe
@Moshe_MesoOct 17
Tattoo of your grandma's hand so she can hold your hand forever ❤️
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I dont give two shits about france it was done when Hitler left
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