🇮🇳 @ManUtd & 🇪🇸 fan. Chess, Cricket, Maths. xMin👑. Data modeller. Correlation≠Causation. @fplreview Elite 1k. Bruno zealot. WC/UCL Fantasy: https://xitter.cf/t.co/iCwIluAhhO

FPL 2025/26 - 1828 OR 🌏
Joined September 2020
#FPL SEASON REVIEW 2025/26 Best ever xG, MD & real Ranks (& σ+) BB1 paid off, followed by Foden fraud before NOR/VVD had to put on a rescue act, followed by Groß/Bowen to seal an incredible season Finally happy with how I approach FPL, shoutout @fplreview for the chats & tools
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FPL Schaden retweeted
I genuinely don't understand how anyone can question Bruno Fernandes' commitment to Manchester United after everything he's done for this club. I love Bruno, so obviously I'm going to defend him, but this isn't even about being a fan. What more do people expect from the guy? When INEOS decided they weren't taking the wider staff to the FA Cup final because they wanted to cut costs, Bruno offered to pay for their tickets and hospitality himself. Just think about that for a minute. A club as big as Manchester United couldn't be bothered to pay for its own staff, and the captain had to step in with his own money. And this is the same guy who constantly gives his teammates credit in interviews instead of making everything about himself. Yet somehow, he's still the one whose loyalty people want to question. He could have left in 2024. He could have left in 2025. He's had opportunities to leave in 2026 as well. Saudi clubs were reportedly offering him an absurd amount of money, and nobody would have blamed him if he'd decided he'd had enough. He's still playing at an elite level. He could have gone somewhere else, won trophies and stopped wasting his best years trying to drag United back to where we belong. But he stayed. He stayed because he wanted to win with Manchester United. And honestly, I don't know how much clearer he can make his intentions. This club has given him plenty of reasons to walk away, but somehow people still expect him to keep proving that he wants to be here. What really pisses me off is that the moment he starts questioning the people running the club, suddenly he's the problem. Why? Because he's finally saying what so many of us have been saying for years? We've wasted ridiculous amounts of money on players who haven't worked out, changed managers, changed plans and started rebuilding all over again, and we're somehow still having the same conversations about investment and ambition. At what point do the people making these decisions actually take responsibility? Every time things go wrong, there's another excuse, another promise and another fresh start. Meanwhile, Bruno is still out there trying to make something happen on the pitch. And we're supposed to be angry with him for having had enough of the nonsense? And don't even get me started on the Rooney, Scholes and Giggs comparisons. They stayed because we were competing for the biggest trophies every single season. We were winning leagues, challenging for the Champions League and giving our best players every reason to stay. Bruno hasn't had that. He's spent years at a club that keeps finding new ways to shoot itself in the foot. Do people genuinely think Rooney, Scholes or Giggs would look at United today and see the same club they played for? Or that a top player joining us now wouldn't start questioning his future after a couple of years of this? We've fallen so far behind that we're now arguing about whether our own captain is loyal enough, instead of asking why the club keeps failing him. Look, Bruno isn't perfect. He has bad games, he gets frustrated and he can lose his head sometimes. I'm not going to pretend otherwise just because I'm a fan. But I'll defend him every single time someone tries to make him the villain for wanting this club to be better. He's turned down opportunities to leave, continued to give everything on the pitch and stuck around when he could quite easily have walked away. What have the people running this club done to deserve that loyalty from him? Bruno has done his bit. He's done more than his bit, actually. I'm tired of watching people question his commitment while giving the people responsible for this mess yet another chance to get away with it. If Bruno Fernandes has to keep proving he loves Manchester United, what the hell are the people running Manchester United doing to prove they deserve him?
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Big chances defrauding #FPL players since 2021 - Vardy vs WBA "BCM" from the halfway line costing owners all 3 bonus points
Replying to @FPL_TomHadley
"Big chances" is such a nonsense metric. Unless they are over 0.5 xG or something, how can they possibly be defined? In a game of statistics, it is very odd something so subjective is so influential.
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#FPL #GW8 45 POINTS OP: 539 OR: 500k 📈 Konsa, Haaland and a bunch of useless cnts (with Groß inevitably reverting to the mean) Of course I won’t be getting a good autosub lol
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FPL Schaden retweeted
Both Bruno and Tielemans criticized Carrick’s tactics in public. Media and social media went on a witch hunt against Bruno. Carrick benched Bruno to appease the media while starting Tielemans. Pathetic and embarrassing from the United manager.
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I don’t think people realise how dark things would’ve been for us if we never signed Bruno Fernandes.
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#FPL #GW8 Easy to roll when you have the best Arsenal triple up already Cant wait for BRE/BHA games to get called off and DCL no-show to end up with a 10-man team
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#UCLFantasy #MD3 73 POINTS OP: 276 OR: 17.7k 📉 Horrendous MD as expected, not buying Foden over Raph was probably an error. Thauvin and Gadou benchings really crowned the shxtfest, as did Dimarco’s 59’ sub Hope LL6/8 comes good 💀
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#UCLFantasy #MD3 Couldn't play LL3 due to Wildcard MD2 Gadou benched warra start to MD3 2 FTs Olise➡️Raphinha Undav➡️Malen
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#WCFantasy 75-min deadline klaxon 🚨 Select Captaincy choices for #MD3 🥇Mbappe 9.3 🥈Malen 9.2 🥉Suarez 8.4
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🚨5-HOUR #UCLFantasy DEADLINE klaxon #MD3 Market Odds Expected Pts* 🥇Malen 7.9 🥈Mbappe 7.8 🥉Foden 6.9 *Limited data available, primarily Day1 games Top 50 players available for free on Patreon
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Sporting and Inter markets are now available! 🥇Malen 8.1 🥈Mbappe 7.8 🥉Suarez 7.2
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🚨6-HOUR #UCLFantasy deadline klaxon #MD3 Market odds Team Projections (vs Oct-17 delta) ⚽️Goals 🥇Man. City 3.4 🥈Roma 3.3 🥉Real Madrid 3.2 🧤Cleansheet 🥇Man. City 58% 🥈Roma 54% 🥉Inter 49%
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7-Hour deadline klaxon 🚨 #UCLFantasy All content for the MD3 deadline is now live! ✅Limitless MD3 Drafts ✅Official Game xPoints ✅Fanteam xPoints ✅Player-level Goals ✅Team-level data ✅Market Odds xPoints ⏳Captaincy Choices (75 minutes prior to the deadline)
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#FPL #GW7 80 POINTS OP: 494 OR: 509k 📈📈 YUGE GW, disappointed by trip CHE blank and Groß mins but we move
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#UCLFantasy Final run of team-level model is now complete for #MD3 MD3-8 Goals: 🥇Man. City 14.2 🥈Barcelona 14.0 🥉Bayern M. 13.9 MD3-8 Cleansheets: 🥇Arsenal 2.4 🥈Man. City 2.3 🥉Porto 2.1 Downloadable files available for free on patreon
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What a beautiful outcome as a Gabriel and Saka dodger
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#FPL #GW7 4 FTs Wissa ➡️ DCL Szobo ➡️ Schade Sangare ➡️ Groß Hall ➡️ JPvH Not happy with using all FTs and having a glass cannon team for this GW but had to be done to clear the stench of Sangare/Szobo/Newcastle FYHF
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#UCLFantasy #MD2 84 POINTS OP: 203 OR: 5.9k📈 I dont think I hate a player as much as I hate Michael “casual hipster lessaiz faire gimmick” Olise Buendia no show in a 6-0 win was peak as was having to WC and scupper all future plans Really happy with model picks like Tripic🔥
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#UCLFantasy #MD2 WILDCARD 5 injuries, 1 non-starter made it a no-brainer wildcard. Shame I couldn't go all in on MD1 (missed out on the Dembele megahual) Had to pivot from LL3 WC7 to WC2 LL8
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