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An Malaysian comedian that does comms work, PR and am very into motorsports. DMs are open for whatever. 🍉🍉

Kuala Lumpur Federal Territory
Joined April 2012
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2017 Vs 2023 It's insane how much proper diet, training and discipline can achieve with the fact that lockdowns caused me to eat more than I ever had.
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Prolly stole this idea too
Rihanna and Asap Rocky dressed up as Naruto x Hinata for Halloween😍
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Our board is MAGA & Reform and we wonder why the club is run horribly 😭
🚨🚨| NEW: Manchester United director Edward Glazer has donated $200,000 to Donald Trump’s Republican Party ahead of the US midterm elections. 🇺🇸💰 [@MattHardyJourno]
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>Оппозиция предлагает создать «Министерство неудовлетворённых женщин» для повышения рождаемости >Спикер правительства спрашивает, будут ли там их матери >Драка SOOOQAAAA HAHAHAHA
Meanwhile en Armenia: - La oposición propone crear un "Ministerio de Mujeres insatisfechas" para mejorar las tasas de natalidad. - El portavoz del Gobierno les pregunta si van a estar sus madres. El resto es historia y una oda al parlamentarismo post-soviético. Enjoy.
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Si ils décident de porter leurs couilles pour la sortir exactement comme ça et qu'ils mettent un moteur autre que le Puretech Je fais un crédit
Peugeot 204 rétro futuriste, le concept est doux
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I once knew a Finnish man who loved his daughter so much he almost told her
It's becoming nightmarish... for the Finns. Happy Halloween from the Embassy of Finland! 🎃
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United's lineup against Chelsea got leaked a day early ffs
Cwel, dziwka, kurwa, małpa, cipa, śmieć, pedał, pedofil, gej, pizda, syn kurwy
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The Audi Quattro is BACK - and this Brit-born monster comes with a 10,000rpm V8 twist... 🤯 autocar.co.uk/car-news/new-c…
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You're really pissing me the fuck off @askrapidkl, trains 8 minute intervals and all the empty trains are doing fuck all but barrel through the station or sit there taunting me. Dah dua hari anjing cmni
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Remembering this unforgettable moment with a true legend, whose talent and presence reached far beyond the stars ✨ Rest In Peace, Sir Patrick Stewart ❤️
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🚨 Manchester United have decided to continue with Michael Carrick as head coach. Despite Bournemouth and Como defeats, #MUFC hierarchy decides to give Carrick more time to fix things. Player also informed. Up next: Chelsea-Man United on Saturday. Carrick will be there.
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🚨 𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Manchester united board will Sack Michael Carrick after today's meeting currently going on at Carrington. Julian Nagelsman, Unai Emery and Eddie Howe are the favorites to replace him as things stands.
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Another day another satisfied customer
Bought physical copper at ₹1,900/kg. Took it to a scrap dealer. He offered me a cup of tea and condolences.
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Japanese scientists to cancer:
BREAKING: Japanese scientists develop method that forces cancer cells to kill themselves in laboratory tests.
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merciful heavens man
Oubliez pas que vous aussi vous étiez noir fut un temps 🥰🥰
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"you’re not a good parent if you haven’t performed a little nepotism" shit ya know when you put it like that
Sylvester Stallone says that having his daughter in a major role in ‘TULSA KING’ Season 4 is absolutely nepotism. “First they go, ‘Nepotism is terrible. I said, ‘Oh please, you’re not a good parent if you haven’t performed a little nepotism.' Then obviously you don’t care about your kids, because they come first. Of course it’s nepotism, you idiot. That’s why we’re parents. We want the best for our children. So obviously, we let them have every advantage.” (Source: usatoday.com/story/entertain…)
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safety first, please postpone
🚨 BREAKING! The game vs Bournemouth is at RISK of being POSTPONED due to Storm. [@talkSPORT]
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France vs Japon Chine vs Turquie Et là y’a Argentine vs Arabie saoudite Comme c’est le multiplex mdrrr
الارجنتيني اذا اكتشف ان فيه طعام بالثلاجة
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barbecue à 12h, su!c!de a 13h !
En corea unos musulmanes quieren construir una mezquita asique los coreanos del barrio se juntaron a hacer un asado de cerdo justo enfrente 🐐🐐🐐🐐
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Just doing anything except winning football matches.
👏 Bryan Mbeumo and Simi Awujo playing piano at Carrington! 🎹🔴
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Hope they’re all aware they’ve got a game tomorrow at 2pm
A big win for our young Reds in the U18 Premier League! 👏
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