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Newcastle
Joined August 2009
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Just had this posted by the Royal Mail. The Royal Mail. Unbelievable. Should be ashamed
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Gan on @Ally_McCoist9 pronouncing Waaalsend properly, what a bloke
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My last birthday of my thirties and this has gone much better than expected. 17.5 stone lost and maintaining at that level. Can’t lose anymore, I’m all skin, ribs and dick. Still not had a game of football, it’s going to be over 40’s at this rate
Decided I’m going to get fit before I’m 40, got a hell of a long way to go to do it but a couple of year to get there. Goal is to lose 40% of my body weight and then play a game of football for the last time.
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Starting to feel for Elanga now, this is brutal and painful to watch #nufc
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Absolute scumbags some people like. Profiting off fellow fans, selling the 95/96 gear on eBay and Vinted for double the price. Pervert behaviour that #nufc
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I’ve hit that age where I need to carry a hankie when I go out in the cold.
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Eddie Howe is a one game a week coach #nufc
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After the sad news about Mani I re-watched the Made of Stone documentary, Woltemade wasn’t happy when Remi went home and the Roses didn’t do an encore
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Although I don’t think it was a pen, Howe leaving Burn on that pitch led to that. He struggled all game against that winger and our best left back is sat on the bench. Yeah they are a threat from set pieces but they scored from one anyway, absolutely pointless decision #nufc
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Fireworks are fucking shit
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“I haven’t got any evidence”. Reform UK Leader of Derbyshire Council Alan Graves (@CllrAlanG) is attacking schools and parents on “over-diagnosis” of SEND here, with zero evidence to back it up.
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I’ve trusted the club recruitment since the takeover but I have to say I feel the strategy at the moment seems to be blinkered. Going all in on PL strikers with limited time left, doors being closed looks daft. Surely a loan and a cheaper option from abroad is the play now #nufc
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Making it up as they go along.
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We'll all be at work Tuesday morning earning the £millions needed to clear up their criminal damage. They'll be down spoons having a pint at 8:00am blaming their life choices on brown people.
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Newcastle should have been on this. Would have fit into system perfectly. Another one missed #nufc
🚨🔴⚫️ BREAKING | AC Milan and Victor #Boniface have reached a full verbal agreement. Bayer 04 Leverkusen and Milan are in advanced negotiations over a permanent transfer. Igli Tare has submitted an official offer within the last 48 hours. w/ @berger_pj Leverkusen are currently evaluating the proposal, but the tendency is said to be leaning towards acceptance. Boniface wants to join Milan. Decided. @SkySportDE 🇳🇬
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Move on from that deal. That offer is too high for starters, do not go higher. Walk away from it #nufc
🚨 EXCL: Brentford turn down latest offer from Newcastle United for Yoane Wissa. Bid worth £35m + £5m rejected & #BrentfordFC sources insist target price on 28yo striker never given to anyone. DR Congo int’l determined to secure #NUFC switch @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/6508978…
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💸 Liverpool’s offer falls some way short of Newcastle’s valuation of the Alexander Isak. 🔛 ❌ #NUFC also don’t have a top-level replacement lined up (yet). 💰 Told the offer is in excess of £100m, but is not £120m.
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