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Not the real Nurse Ratched. Politically homeless. Healer, housewife, covered in kitten scratches.

Texas, USA
Joined June 2023
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So much fun tonight with @AnthonyCumia @JoshDenny and Gavin!
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You can’t be pro-natalist while also telling men to only date within a narrow age range and telling women over 30 their eggs are rotten. We need more white babies.
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Anybody else getting suddenly bombarded with more scam calls than usual again?
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You mean that this entire time, they could have filled every single judicial vacancy in just a couple weeks?!
🚨 JUST IN: Flanked by John Thune, Senate GOP Whip John Barrasso announces they are pushing to APPROVE ALL remaining Trump judicial nominees before Dems take over and ensure 0 vacancies FOLLOW THROUGH, GET THIS DONE! "We have a bold agenda going forward. We will waste no time...that means ALL these judicial appointments, we're gonna do everything we can to get every single one of them approved...we will leave NO vacancy behind." I heard it, now I want to see it in action! Because Dems aren't approving ONE conservative to the federal judiciary when they take over.
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Interesting. 🤨 Gas prices drop immediately after the midterms. -Their main talking point. Complete manipulation of the oil prices due to collusion with the left to influence the election. They call Pete Hegseth a war criminal, while calling our conflict in Iran “An illegal war of choice.” - Impeachment DENIED today. Now the House wraps up their investigation into Trump concerning Epstein, finding ZERO evidence. - Again, one of their main talking points, associating Trump with “the Epstein Class”. Wow, it’s almost like Democrats are complete liars and all the bullshit they ran on was fabricated propaganda, and their low IQ voters just lapped it right up. 🙄
🚨 BOOM! A 15-month House investigation just found ZERO evidence linking Donald Trump to Jeffrey Epstein’s crimes. NONE. The Democrats spent years pushing yet another totally baseless smear campaign, and it just completely blew up in their faces. They owe Donald Trump an apology! 🇺🇸
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We have a MAJOR problem with Texas Midterm election results Every other recent midterm election has shown Texas becoming more and more Red. Hundreds of counties were shifting further Red, and then this Midterms THEY ALL SHIFTED BLUE (This is IMPOSSIBLE) 2021: 183 (Red) 7 (Blue) 2024: 233 (Red) 21 (Blue) 2026: 0 (Red) 254 (Blue) Texas didn’t decide to go deeper and deep red just to have the entire state, every single county change their mind and vote Blue You font go from hundreds of countries shifting Red to ZERO These results are impossible
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They haven’t learned a thing unserious clowns.
BREAKING: John Thune Re-Elected Senate Republican Leader
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The Perpetual VictimHood will Never cease. It’s literally ALL they have…
Montgomery County just held an event to raise awareness to the lynchings in their district The last lynching there was in 1896
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Aside from breaking into your house, Raul didn’t break any laws once he was inside. In fact, after taking up residence in your basement, he was a dignified squatter— always picking up his cigarette butts and empty beer cans. And since bringing his welfare momma into your house, they now have six children (if you’re wondering where your food has been going)— do you really want to kick a family out onto the streets? It is our hope that the Dignity Act will give Raul and his family permanent legal residence and partial ownership of your house. And if you don’t like it, we’ll be sure to let your boss know you have a problem sharing your home with Mexicans!
Well done, Mr. President! What you described on 60 Minutes is what the Dignity Act is all about. A Republican-led immigration bill with BIPARTISAN support. “Get the killers out.” You said it. ABSOLUTELY! You said it: Keep “good people working in a landscaping company, or working in a hotel” who have been contributing to America for years. You said it: Those who have been here for 10 or 15 years: “Work a deal for them.” That’s the core of the Dignity legislation. Immigration is not just border security. It’s about the ECONOMY and AFFORDABILITY: housing, groceries, healthcare, manufacturing. Mr. President, I have said it repeatedly. YOU can bring Republicans and Democrats together to finally fix our broken immigration system. A 40-year problem. You can surpass Reagan’s legacy by delivering a historic immigration reform. This is your moment.
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Are we still trusting the plan, or…?
President Trump says his administration’s deportation policy was “too tough.” cbsn.ws/4k5CJfU
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🚨 WATCH: Mitch McConnell “reacts” to last week’s midterm results Keep in mind, this man is STILL a sitting US Senator, and will be for the next TWO MONTHS The poster child for TERM LIMITS.
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Uhh… you mean the kids who were found innocent???
FLASHBACK: Unearthed Video of Stephen Miller Defending Duke Lacrosse Players Accused of Rape mediaite.com/media/news/flas…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
⚠️IMPORTANT CONTEXT: Duke Lacrosse Allegations Were a Hoax en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_lacr… espn.com/college-sports… The City of Durham and Duke University were forced to settle law suits from the innocent players, and the DA was charged criminally for misconduct. cnn.com/2014/05/16/jus…
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They screamed for a decade about the Handmaid's Tale then literally voted for a Muslim whose wife and stepmom have to dress like this. Liberal women are some of the dumbest c**** on the planet.
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And yet nothing will be done about this obvious cheating.
The last time there was a midterm Senate race in Texas was 2018. Does anyone spot a major anomaly here? 1.4 million more votes came in for Talarico, but the votes for the Republican stayed the same as it was 8 years ago. I call BS.
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The American people voted for more of this last night.
New York, subway. Eating a seafood boil with sauce dripping everywhere - pants, shoes, floor. Total decay.
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Well, at least prices will go down. That’s what Democrats are known for, right?
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Scrolling past all the vidoes of blacks and browns taking entire bowls of candy because it’s making me more racist.
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My wife’ll show you the candy station on your way up the driveway and you can have all the snickers you want. But you have to say trick or treat. You see, Jarquavious, I can deal with the pillow case candy buckets and the faint odor of weed and the Bluetooth speaker playing in your mom’s Kia Sportage. I don't want money and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty Black Panther costume and with your public school mouth extend me some fucking courtesy! You gotta say trick or treat.
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The “I am Jane Doe” women when it’s Halloween 😂😂😂
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Imagine being so fat that you lose 100 lbs and it doesn’t look like you’ve lost any weight.
Actress Chrissy Metz shows off her dramatic 100lbs weight loss after revealing she has been using weight loss injections.
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If you stand against egg nog as an anti-nogger, you stand arm to arm with Peta. Be careful who you align with.
Hot take that really shouldn’t be a hot take: eggnog is absolutely disgusting.   It’s made of raw eggs, milk, and loaded with saturated fat. Gross.
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