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🇮🇪🇦🇺🇳🇿Wife, Mother, friend. Dog Mumma, animal lover, nature lover, 4WD, rock hunter. Cancel this🖕🏻

Canterbury Region, New Zealand
Joined October 2020
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I voted today. The ones I voted for better not piss me off before election day 😂😂😂
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Hilarious 😂😂😂
I cant stop laughing🤣 Coming to you from NZ media, our biggest spreaders of disinformation in New Zealand🤣🤣🤣
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Jo The Impaler retweeted
FFS kiwis, do not give these mongrels 1 vote if you want this country to survive! The Opportunity party has several bottom lines for negotiation after the election. They all rule out NZ First: Trans rights, puberty blockers, rejoining the Paris Accord, rejection the biological definition of man and woman. The following shows clearly that they are a left party and will make the left kings if they get over 5%. * Restoring climate credibility is officially the fifth of TOP's five formal bottom lines. As part of this non-negotiable platform, the party demands that any future government: Recommit to New Zealand's emission reduction obligations under the Paris Agreement. Protect the independence and role of the Climate Change Commission. * Transgender Rights (Negotiation "Red Line") Qiulae Wong clarified in October 2026 that the party will walk away from coalition talks if a potential partner insists on rolling back transgender protections. * Opposing the "Definitions of Woman and Man" Bill: Wong stated that TOP would reject a government arrangement if a partner like New Zealand First mandated passing legislation that defines "woman" strictly based on biology. The party formally submitted against this bill, calling it unscientific and harmful. * Protecting Healthcare Access: The party supports retaining medical access for transgender individuals, including removing restrictions on puberty blockers.
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Please follow!!
Can i have another 17 followers, please? That'll take me to 4000. I know I'm an angry, negative fucker. But I'm a good angry, negative fucker at heart. I am. 😂😂
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"David Seymour has picked up a lot of work we were doing and carried on with it. He is doing a very good job with it and I want to see that continue. " Chris Hipkins on ZB
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Literally me😂 I just know @SimonRAnderson would have known
Replying to @elonmusk
*me pretending I didn't just ask grok what penchant is. I agree
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🤣 LMFAO
Replying to @SenAlexPadilla
Investigate your wiener
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Just found this in my garden!
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Jo The Impaler retweeted
Just wow…. 🤬 this is not acceptable.
Replying to @TheNzRocketeer
Like Billy, the far left are filled with drongos.
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Don’t worry about Cindy’s new job. The Aussies will cop onto her soon enough like New Zealand did and she will flee that country from “burnout” and “misogyny” and start again somewhere else with her bullshit. I guarantee it.
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NO ONE can whinge about their vote not being counted.
Seriously? Take responsibility for your own actions. If you are too lazy to enroll it is on you and no body else.
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The winds are INSANE. About 12k an hour. 🙄 @MetService you get it wrong so many times. I keep following advice and absolutely nothing eventuates. You keep doing thing people will start to completely ignore the warnings.
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Second question and I’m sure this weather will not eventuate as it never does, BUT, the wee lambs and baby goat have just been put outside full time the past few days. Will they be ok? Or do I put them in the laundry overnight?
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We are expecting wind gusts up to 130k an hour. Is that strong enough to lift the wood pile in my driveway?
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Ed’s on call this long weekend. He’s not had a wink of sleep, the phone keeps ringing. Mostly car accidents, one fire. Why do people always drive like fuckwits on long weekends?
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Had a glorious day at the river today! Lovely to see so many families out enjoying themselves. Now it’s time for cold beers and roast chicken and salads for tea!!! Hope everyone is having a fabulous day ♥️
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Today I saw a man selling poppies stop a lady and asked if he could re position her poppy. While doing so he told that lady she should wear the poppy on their right side; the red represents the blood of all those who gave their lives, the black represents the mourning of those who didn't have their loved ones return home, and the green leaf represents the grass and crops growing and future prosperity after the war destroyed so much. The leaf should be positioned at 11 o'clock to represent the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month, the time that World War One formally ended. He was worried that younger generations wouldn't understand this and his generation wouldn't be around for much longer to teach them. (copy and paste to share just like I did) 📷 we must remember those from our current wars too!" I copied this from someone else. Please do the same to pass this knowledge on to those who don't know the meaning
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