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MKULIMA 🚜🪏@Filifho27 Feb 2025

If you look closely you will see someone getting abducted

@LarryMadowo25 Feb 2025

Greetings from Nairobi 🇰🇪 - Africa’s greatest city. Period

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STEVEN@mash_sirSep 3

Kichuna aoshwe kibwenye na ulimi kwa ubashiri huu Wa kisure,

@ntvkenya19 Sep 2023

Kichuna Huddah Monroe asema Ruto atakuwa rais mbovu zaidi katika historia ya Kenya ow.ly/85rc50PN68X

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MCHONYI@mchonyi916h

Make sure kwa hiyo ploti uko, wee ndio ule msee hutakangi stori mingi na watu.

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Victor Masterpiece

@bullara_incSep 29

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

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Thanos flinching at a butterfly because he's not from Earth and doesn't know if it's deadly is PEAK comedy

Avengers: infinity war

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A concerned Kenyan🇰🇪

@Brian_Collins2510h

Bwana ODM refused to listen to H.E Sifuna and now they are crying. Hadi Ledama karibu apige msichana mdogo juu ya kusema ukweli.🤣🤣

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Someone just STOLE the most valuable company in the world, worth four TRILLION dollars, in broad daylight.

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Mlimanage??

Kavuli M. Bernard, FCH

@BernardKavuliSep 22

Before Sifuna gets a party, Babu Owino's party will be having 5 million members and a couple of aspirants.

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@_iamhabeebNov 12

Train yourself to handle life without having to borrow money.

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@tunechistark11h

Both have the same budget per episode. One of them is lying about the true budget😭😭

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😂😂😂🤣🤣why am I agreeing with another goon

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WhatsApp letting you leave a group silently is the most important update they ever dropped.

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kijana ya Manchester🧢

Prime Kibe was a menace. Bro had beef with the entire country. 😭😂"

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kijana ya Manchester🧢

Kibe hakuwa anaweka watiaji. 💔😅😅😅

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MKULIMA 🚜🪏@Filifho5h

whoever taught me to chew garlic really helped me prevent sore throats, and allergic reaction to your cheap perfumes.

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@clashreportNov 4

Abdul El-Sayed to JD Vance: JD, habibi, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January.

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«كان خامول بعد الملك الساحر، الأكثر قدرةً بين النازغول على أستشعار وجود الخاتم الأوحد وتلمّس أثره، ومع ذلك، كان أكثرهم تأثرًا بضوء النهار؛ إذ تضعف قوته وتضطرب رؤيته تحت أشعة الشمس،فلا يعود ما يهديه إلى الخاتم سوى حسه المظلم بوجوده». ـــــــــــــــــــــــ 📖|حكايات غير مكتملة

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Tonia 2.0✨@toniaa__xNov 13

I’ve never been so invested in politics the way I’m invested for this coming election. Even the year I actually went out to vote, I doubt I was the invested.

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War is coming! The signs are everywhere. The world leaders are playing dangerous games with human lives.

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Ulliam Sacco We just branded kasongo another name😂😂

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kanye the blueprint for every nigga that don't take defeat for an answer

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