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Magical Kenya
Joined March 2012
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Kichuna aoshwe kibwenye na ulimi kwa ubashiri huu Wa kisure,
Kichuna Huddah Monroe asema Ruto atakuwa rais mbovu zaidi katika historia ya Kenya ow.ly/85rc50PN68X
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MKULIMA 🚜🪏 retweeted
Make sure kwa hiyo ploti uko, wee ndio ule msee hutakangi stori mingi na watu.
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MKULIMA 🚜🪏 retweeted
The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.
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Thanos flinching at a butterfly because he's not from Earth and doesn't know if it's deadly is PEAK comedy
Avengers: infinity war
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Bwana ODM refused to listen to H.E Sifuna and now they are crying. Hadi Ledama karibu apige msichana mdogo juu ya kusema ukweli.🤣🤣
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Someone just STOLE the most valuable company in the world, worth four TRILLION dollars, in broad daylight.
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MKULIMA 🚜🪏 retweeted
Mlimanage??
Before Sifuna gets a party, Babu Owino's party will be having 5 million members and a couple of aspirants.
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MKULIMA 🚜🪏 retweeted
Train yourself to handle life without having to borrow money.
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Both have the same budget per episode. One of them is lying about the true budget😭😭
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😂😂😂🤣🤣why am I agreeing with another goon
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WhatsApp letting you leave a group silently is the most important update they ever dropped.
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Prime Kibe was a menace. Bro had beef with the entire country. 😭😂"
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Kibe hakuwa anaweka watiaji. 💔😅😅😅
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Abdul El-Sayed to JD Vance: JD, habibi, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January.
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MKULIMA 🚜🪏 retweeted
«كان خامول بعد الملك الساحر، الأكثر قدرةً بين النازغول على أستشعار وجود الخاتم الأوحد وتلمّس أثره، ومع ذلك، كان أكثرهم تأثرًا بضوء النهار؛ إذ تضعف قوته وتضطرب رؤيته تحت أشعة الشمس،فلا يعود ما يهديه إلى الخاتم سوى حسه المظلم بوجوده». ـــــــــــــــــــــــ 📖|حكايات غير مكتملة
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I’ve never been so invested in politics the way I’m invested for this coming election. Even the year I actually went out to vote, I doubt I was the invested.
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War is coming! The signs are everywhere. The world leaders are playing dangerous games with human lives.
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Ulliam Sacco We just branded kasongo another name😂😂
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kanye the blueprint for every nigga that don't take defeat for an answer
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Rewatching Power and Holly is a thorn in my ass I can’t stand her!
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