native Florida man. multiplier of gainz. all-father of 3. loyal follower of Jesus.
Florida, USA
Joined November 2024
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Fit Florida Man retweeted
To my fellow TRT men.
Where do you inject? My doc wants me intramuscular in the thigh. Which I’ve done for 8 months. It’s not honestly that bad, but I’d prefer a slightly less stressful location.
What do you do?
Fit Florida Man retweeted
Obviously, God gave Chuck an offer he couldn’t refuse to be his in-house Total Gym trainer.
Because Chuck Norris doesn’t simply die.
Fit Florida Man retweeted
Can use everyone’s help and signal on this.
Earlier today one of my friends and an SMC family member told me about a local veteran in need.
This is Claire Atwell I’m with in the picture.
He is 98 years old and still in fighting shape. He is an Army Korean War veteran and also served in the Navy.
His identity was stolen and his accounts have been drained as well as other fraudulent loans and things happening with the identity theft.
He didn’t have much to begin with and now he is a little desperate while the AG and local police sort things out.
We are taking the next couple days to raise some money for him to help until it’s straightened out.
Any amount helps and it all goes to him.
If you can’t help we ask you to share. He doesn’t have anyone to help him
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Fit Florida Man retweeted
This photo is hilarious in hindsight.
Trump knew Tucker was talking to Iran.
So he invites him to the Oval Office before the strike… knowing Tucker will run straight back and relay it.
Iran sees this photo.
Thinks Tucker has Trump’s ear.
Thinks Trump is bluffing.
Meanwhile Trump’s sitting there smiling because he wanted them to believe it.
Tucker’s ego sells the deception.
Khamenei buys it.
And just like that Tucker unknowingly helps take out the Supreme Leader… and now Americas biggest traitor may be heading to prison.
Perfectly played.
Fit Florida Man retweeted
CHILLING: Not to scare the crap out of you all, but a threat that our owner has been warning about for YEARS was reiterated to him in Washington DC this week.
Only approximately 3% of all cargo shipped into the United States is physically inspected.
Then it's put on trucks and trains and shipped all over the United States. We don't just know WHO was brought into the US under Biden's open borders policies... we also have no idea WHAT has been brought in.
Also... check out the mysterious Farsi-language Numbers-Station on 7910kHz. It first started broadcasting on February 28, only about 12 hours after the United States and Israel began bombing Iran.
The signal plays on a scratchy shortwave signal almost twice a day - both in the early morning and early evening on Coordinated Universal Time.
In it, you hear a man's voice speaking Persian, counting out a series of seemingly random numbers read out for varying stretches of time.
They're followed by a pause in which the word tavajjoh -- which translates as "attention" -- is spoken three times.
Our contacts in both federal law enforcement and military intelligence have expressed concern that it's being used to activate sleeper cells in America - something which our contacts in the government have not yet confirmed.
Our recommendation to EVERYONE - whether you're in #lawenforcement or just an every day citizen - keep your head on a swivel. REPOST this everywhere!
#thinblueline #lawenforcement
Fit Florida Man retweeted
Breaking: The Messiah came already. His name is Jesus. He was crucified, buried, and resurrected.
He ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of the Father. He will return in glory and every knee will bow.
Fit Florida Man retweeted
Attention pedophiles:
Now, according to our new state law in Florida, if you rape a child you will be put to death. Keep your hands off our children.
Thank you to the Florida legislature and @GovRonDeSantis for getting this done.
Fit Florida Man retweeted
Ladies.
Gentleman.
Laddies & Lasses.
Ne'er-Do-Wells all.
All you have feared is real. It has been for sometime. For decades long before your birth.
Will the enemies thirst for your blood, your children's blood, manifest in faraway places?
Or, do you live in Austin, Texas, 2026.
New Orleans, Louisiana, 2025
Pensacola, Florida, 2019
San Bernardino, California, 2015
Merced, California, 2015
CHATTANOOGA, TENNESSEE, 2015
Queens, New York, 2014
Moore, Oklahoma, 2014
Fort Hood, Texas, 2009
Little Rock, Arkansas, 2009
and so many other places.
Do you live in any place that The Religion of Peace might consider to be it's enemy?
You do not have an American right, specifically, to go armed. You have an inherent human right, bestowed to you by THE ALLMAKER, to go armed. For the sake of HIS GLORY. HIS GLORY being first, the innocent, the children, next the women, for this is right and good, and lastly to the individual protector, be they man or woman, of the community at large.
The UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION protects this imbued right. If you live in a free state, which would make it one of the freest places on Earth to reside, you have no real excuse, beyond the hurdle of finding $200 or more, to be armed.
GO, MY LIBERTY LOVING PROTECTORS, ARMED ALWAYS!
RASCAL COULD NOT AGREE MORE. Rascal knows that not everyone has the luxury of comfortable overt carry like myself or @srsattern . So, get that belt pack or fanny pack. Find that piece that you can carry in a way that you means you actually will.
Rascal has for you an @HecklerAndKoch CC9 VTX pistol to encourage you to go armed. To protect yourself, your family, and your community. Go and stand at the gates your enemies covet.
As always, to take up the call, FOLLOW our account, REPOST OR QUOTE POST, and REPLY!
Rascal and the team wish all the best of luck and a very hearty GODSPEED to the American dream and the American way!
Good Luck
Godspeed
Keep Going
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Fit Florida Man retweeted
People across Venezuela are celebrating that communist narco-dictator Maduro has been captured by America, and they are finally free.
Don’t let anyone tell you Trump didn’t do the right thing.
Fit Florida Man retweeted
Want affordable housing?
Help report illegal aliens in your area.
Call 866-DHS-2-ICE.
Fit Florida Man retweeted
Lets all thank and praise the White man for building this beautiful nation.
Fit Florida Man retweeted
As usual, this is fake news from @Reuters. President Trump was given a mandate by the American people to modernize the federal government and reduce waste, fraud and abuse. Just last week, DOGE terminated 78 wasteful contracts and saved taxpayers $335M. We’ll be back in a few days with our regularly scheduled Friday update. 🇺🇸
Exclusive: DOGE 'doesn't exist' with eight months left on its charter reut.rs/44tBkXE reut.rs/44tBkXE
Fit Florida Man retweeted
If you aren’t from this country:
We don’t care what you think about American politics.
We don’t care what you think about American culture.
We don’t care what you think about American elections.
Your grift is over.
Focus on your own problems.
Fit Florida Man retweeted
Exciting update on our Appeal to Heaven movement for freedom in Appalachia!
Due to overwhelming interest and support, I'm thrilled to announce we've expanded our Senate resolution inviting even more Virginia counties, along with counties from Maryland, to join West Virginia. Now including Amherst, Bedford, Botetourt, Floyd, Pulaski, and Rockbridge, counties that share our values of freedom, Second Amendment rights, and rural prosperity.
Let those country roads take you home. Break free from out of touch policies and unite for a stronger future. Take action now: Sign the petition in the comments below to support this movement and make your voice heard!
Fit Florida Man retweeted
Our Christmas drive to send Evelyn and her family on a Christmas vacation starts today.
The link below is for donations if you don’t drink coffee or wear the merchandise.
Please share this as much as you can.
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