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Live matured foreign turkeys available in large quantities.
Location: Osogbo
Contact: 08106202334.
You can also book ahead of the festive period. Let's talk business! 🔥
Mystery jess full world anyhow.
Ezemuo you need to update your vocabulary on X
OS = Olosho
White snow ball - Fufu
Cheese soup - Egusi.
Micheal faraday - Charging vendor
Umbrella Academy= Jehovah Witness
Tony Stark HQ= iron condemn
Ancestor Buffet= Sacrifice
Fortune Site= Sporty, Bet9ja
Floating Berries = Groundnut
Dorathki Rider =Bike Man
Crusted Smoked Protein = Suya
Dr. Strange = Bablawo
Hair Surgeon - Barber
School portal - Porn site.
Night king - Tinubu
Vin Diesel - Uber/Bolt
Vibranium - Metal scrap
Hybrid Zobo - Skoochies
Pharmaceutical socks - Condom
Casterly Rock - Lekki
Underground juice - Fuel
Online Church program - Chudai
Glucose Guardian - Sugar Daddy
Underground juice - Petrol
Africa rn: "Peace be still"
The whole world is preparing for an apocalypse.
Germany is advising households to stockpile food, drinking water, first aid kits and torches.
They're also warning citizens about prolonged power outages.
Hospitals are preparing for mass casualties.
A military assessment has raised the Russian threat to a significant level.
Japan has declared a state of emergency in cyberspace.
Banks and public services are under attack.
The French President has ordered emergency plans to protect critical infrastructure from drones.
France has also started strengthening their nuclear arsenal for the first time in decades.
Finland, Sweden and Poland have started restoring and testing bomb shelters.
They have all increased their strategic reserves of wheat, barley and rye.
Students and volunteers are being trained in civil defense programs.
More than 2000 people have joined.
It's Europe's largest civil defense drill since World War II.
Russia is already destroying Ukraine's energy infrastructure.
Ukraine has warned their residents to prepare for the hardest winter in its history.
Prolonged power outages and water disruptions are being discussed.
The government is urging people to stockpile water and power banks.
India's Prime Minister has issued a deadly warning to banks.
He believes cyberterrorists are plotting to destroy India's financial system.
The UK's Prime Minister has urged people to stock up on food and water.
The Defence Secretary believes the UK may have only 1000 days to prepare for a major war.
People have been urged to be prepared to make sacrifices for the country.
The IRGC is threatening to cut undersea cables in the Strait of Hormuz.
The entire Middle East could spend months without the Internet.
Their economies could be completely destroyed.
The U.S. military is preparing to sustain essential operations without water and fuel for 90 days.
They fear civilian infrastructure and supply chains could be attacked in the coming months.
The Strait of Hormuz is closed.
Bab el Mandeb is also closed to Saudi.
Food shortages are now inevitable.
Millions of people are on the verge of starvation in the coming years.
Governments have already started panicking.
And there is no clear short or long term solution.
Human civilization is under serious threat.
As a man, if you are not ready or capable of changing your wardrobe yet ... You have no business hitting the gym.
Goodness n Mercy retweeted
🚨BREAKING: Britain has deployed 3 of 4 nuclear submarines to sea for unknown reasons.
This is being called “highly unusual”
Goodness n Mercy retweeted
THE ₦1 MILLION NOILER BLUEPRINT: 100 Birds, One Backyard
You don't need 10 acres of land or millions in capital to build a profitable poultry business. You just need 100 Noiler pullets and a semi-intensive setup!
Here is how the numbers stack up:
👇 THE BREAKDOWN:
1️⃣ Low Starter Cost: 100 chicks + setup.
2️⃣ The Free-Range Advantage: Let them forage! They scout for bugs and grass, slashing your commercial feed bills by up to 30-40%.
3️⃣ Daily Cash Flow: 90 laying hens = ~2 crates of eggs daily. At ₦4,500/crate, that’s ₦9,000 in daily income (₦270,000/month!).
4️⃣ Spent Layer Bonus: At the end of their laying cycle, sell 90 heavy dual-purpose Noilers at ₦3,500+ each = ₦315,000 instant cashout!
💡 Net Profit after feed & care: Over ₦1,000,000 in clear profit!
Stop waiting for the "perfect time." Open the gates, let them forage, and build your daily paycheck.
📌 SAVE THIS POST for your farm planning!
💬 Are you starting your flock this month? Drop a in the comments!
Food don set for scavengers. 😋
The Federal Government plans to deploy 3,700 telecommunications towers to connect nearly 20 million Nigerians who currently lack network access.
Aside from good roads, electricity, and what have you, having good network coverage in a location increases the speed of development in that location, if you agree with me let me see your hands up 🙋🏾
Wahala wear g-string. 🤣
EFCC RECRUITMENT| Let me tell you something very important as you're applying for EFCC job. Please, pay attention to this information. It's very very important. Check the comment section for the information, please.
Screenshot: There's no drug test trick. Just pray, the NDLA didn't detect you. Best Wishes 🙏
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Have you heard of Military Working Dogs (MWDs)? 🐕🦺🇳🇬
This is a specially trained military dog that works alongside with soldiers to support security, detection and patrol operations.
Their duty includes:
💣 Detecting explosives
🔎 Tracking and searching
🛡️ Guarding and patrol duties
🚨 Detecting intruders or threats
👃 Detecting drugs and other prohibited substances
They’re not just ordinary dogs, they’re trained working partners and valuable members of the team. 🫡🐕🦺
I am so sat! 😋
Character posters for KBS upcoming historical action drama ‘Sword & Silence’ ⚔️
Set in the late Three Kingdoms era, following Silla’s fierce battles against Goguryeo, Baekje, and even China’s Tang Dynasty as its kings and generals fight to achieve the unification of the Korean Peninsula.
Date: November 14,2026 | 28 Episodes
This is rich, merci.
Before you apply to the EFCC in 2026, read this (Some of you should not even apply)
1. If you have cockroaches in your cupboard, avoid EFCC.
The recruitment process involves background checks and those EFCC detectives will sniff out everything you did from 10 years ago.
Previous conviction.
Substance abuse.
Forged qualifications, falsified information.
Prosecution follows for anyone found liable under the EFCC Act.
Yes, it's that serious.
2. If you are a lawyer who does not enjoy litigation, apply as a Detective, not as an experienced professional.
The EFCC has no space for in-house counsel who spend all day reviewing contracts.
EFCC prosecutors go to court mandatorily.
3. All shortlisted candidates will be required to undergo a mandatory 6 to 12-month cadet training.
There’s no escaping this.
If you know you're not ready for intense military drills, endurance treks and a regimented life, weigh your options.
4. Pay attention to the various cadres, i.e, Detective Superintendent, Detective Assistant and Detective Inspector.
Whatever your inspiration, do not apply with a lesser qualification in hope that you will cross cadres later.
It is very tough, if not impossible to do that in reality.
5. Once you meet the preliminary requirements, you will be invited to write a CBT test covering current affairs, English and Mathematics as the next stage of the recruitment process.
Forget all those websites claiming to have EFCC past questions.
No one has EFCC recruitment questions except EFCC itself.
6. The EFCC is an elitist law enforcement agency.
Not a ministry where you go to coast along until retirement.
Unlike any other group of public servants you have encountered in Nigeria, diligence and integrity are valued above all else.
Don't apply if you're only looking for a place to chill or make fast money.
7. Apply even if you do not meet some of the stipulated criteria.
The height requirement for instance.
Or if you're still completing your NYSC.
There's as yet no stated time for the cadet training and who knows?
Your height may be overlooked or you may just receive your Discharge certificate in time for training.
8. You don’t need to know someone in high places before you apply.
Submit your application, prepare well for the CBT and leave room for God’s favour.
Don’t disqualify yourself because you don’t have a powerful surname or a well-connected uncle somewhere.
The EFCC is one of the most multicultural working environments in Nigeria where excellence is rewarded and the federal character principle truly applies.
9. Do not pay anyone any fee to influence the outcome.
EFCC does not charge an application fee just as they do not charge any so-called mobilization fee to investigate a petition.
Avoid all these charlatans claiming to have influence with the EFCC.
Tread carefully, the Eagle is always watching.
Wishing you all the best as you apply.
P.S: This post reflects my personal opinions. Always refer to the official recruitment announcement for guidance.




























