@ForeverShakes

Emerging Farmer | Consultant | Bean counter

 South Africa
huffingtonpost.co.za/author/sikelela-matandela/
Joined October 2012
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Hi guys. Help me realise my dreams. Any contribution (how ever small you may think it is) will go a long way. Please RT and share with all your networks. Thank you in advance🙏🏿 feenix.org/share/student/71f…
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Let’s call it a year. We did our best guys.
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We are the indigenous people of Jack Dorsey. Elon Musk is our coloniser and we will not leave this land.
Bella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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This ANC you mean?
Dr Mike Mikia Ramothwala@MikeRamothwalaOct 21
Thobela Ke Yona 🙌🏽 According to some ANC people this certificate is AI, I didn’t Study Public Management at the University of Taxes I studied how to be a Witch DOCTOR 😂😂Anyways let’s go see ActionSA 💚 Special Voters 💚Ahi Tirheni 💚
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Thembalethu@ThembaGwejelaOct 15
Don’t ever present again, ever!
uNdabezitha@JuniorMbatha_Oct 15
I present to you Beetroot 🤝
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LANCE@lance_letukaOct 15
Who’s ululating pls 😭😂
That 1
@that_1Oct 15
two citizens acting as royals in Nottingham 😂
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Raesetja
@Raesetja123Oct 15
Me this December when they ask about stokvel money
Peché Africa 🇿🇦
@pmcafricaOct 15
Get well soon @MbalulaFikile
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Malungelo Booi is in Port St Johns to get reaction from people on the ground about the ConCourt judgement. Uthi lo sisi ku Malungelo "Bendingazovota. Kodwa ngoku ndizovota, i ANC ngumzali wam. Utata ubuyile eGoli." hayibooooo😂😂😂
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Mbekezeli@MbekezeliMBOct 15
The courts and judges can’t be captured only when they make rulings you don’t like. Less than 6 months ago, the ANC fought hard in the Phalaphala impeachment case and lost in the Concourt. Today they won on something else. Why? Because courts are not beholden to the ANC.
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this is the ONLY tweet needed!!!
Etimbuk
@EtimbukHROct 3
Campaigning for a second term with “I will” instead of “I have” has to be a joke.
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Lesilo Rula
@kay_mahapaOct 6
It’s only Tuesday mind you 😭
Django
@Smurts_DjangoOct 6
Can you block someone on teams?
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Respect.
Nithya Shri
@Nithya_ShriiOct 5
For the people who are always on time, what’s your secret?
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Tina@Tina_HokwanaOct 5
😭😭😭 (I don’t)
pops.@Mphod0lsk1Oct 4
Lecturers set papers like they don’t have kids of their own
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Mbekezeli@MbekezeliMBOct 3
I just saw a TikTok confirming that @SpurRestaurant has printed a Braille menu for blind and visually impaired people. ☺️ What a progressive step to include all customers!
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Austine
@theereal_oneOct 3
Someone said Mamdani became Mayor just to get rid of everything that pissed him off as an individual & I believe that. Lmao
internet hall of fame
@InternetH0FOct 2
NYC now legally requires companies to make cancelling a subscription as simple as signing up, the first US city to do so "If you can sign up with a click, you must be able to cancel with one," Mayor Zohran Mamdani said
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Tina@Tina_HokwanaOct 4
The jury system would never work in this country 😂
Blaste of Thibo
@baloyi31560Oct 3
I m not his enemy nor his fan. But I can tell you for free this was a setup.💔
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Sbonda Rhimes@Mnix27Oct 3
They know nothing about picking your favourite raindrop on the window, and watching it.
Gramps@GrandpaHarris65Oct 2
Kids complain about road trips while holding an iPad. I used to stare out the window for six hours and hope we passed a cow.
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Dabane The Duiker@Sgadi28Oct 1
Shadrack Sibiya, a 59 year old man telling a 16 year old that he was stressed by the Madlanga Commission. What did she expect the child to say? My daughter is 18, and she is not interested in commissions at all even though I watch a lot of it in her presence.
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I can 100% guarantee this is the case and I hope his other victims will have the support and protection necessary to also approach the courts.
Thobeka Hlubi@hlubi_thobekaOct 1
Okubuhlungu ukuthi you may find that uSibiya has done this to multiple young girls and he has just been getting away with it💔.
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“They gang raped a woman but we can’t expel them as they have promising futures.” This is exactly why a rapist became president.
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if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate
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