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Cards Against Humanity is donating 100% of their profits to the National Network of Abortion Funds if the order comes from a state restricting abortion access.
If someone selects “I didn’t agree to this” an additional $5 donation is added to their cart. 😂
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Democrats are not powerless here. Abolish the filibuster and codify Roe v. Wade as the law of the land. Inaction is absolutely unacceptable.
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hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired
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“ok but our department was actually REALLY good. like professional level.”- every former theater kid about their high school plays
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Crypto is just the stock market for people who think superhero movies should win more Oscars.
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Many people say I am also the GOAT, but only because I am agile on rocky terrain and easily digest tin cans.
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infect grandma don’t visit grandma
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my mom saying “you know this is really going to kill your grandmother”
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The government should just forgive student loans sneakily without saying anything, so even if people get mad it's already done, like the way you sometimes have to pay the check at a restaurant with your parents.
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Mask fatigue is such a cop out. All your ancestors walked around wearing girdles and corsets and three piece suits and shit for their entire lives.
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Experiencing all this flooding in NYC right now and thinking about all the politicians who told me that pursuing a Green New Deal to adapt our nat’l infrastructure to climate change is “unrealistic” & “too expensive.”
As if doing too little is the responsible, adult thing to do?
