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Not the real Ron Swanson. Satire, finance, and mocking the Fed. Not financial advice.

Joined May 2013
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"Its the guns! Its the guns!" Nope. It's God. Not enough God.
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Older people can no longer afford to live in California New research finds that older people here in California face the highest risk of going bankrupt in the entire country The risk score was a 69 out of 100 based on factors including healthcare expenses and the high cost of living like housing and groceries I looked more into this and it’s really bad. Researchers found that more than 1/5 of California seniors have an annual income below 150% of the federal poverty line Here’s what that means For a single senior 150% of the federal poverty line $23,940 per year or about $2,000 month in California That won’t even cover rent. That’ll barely cover half rent with a roommate in California Those that are “house rich” are still “cash poor” and forced to choose between meds, food, and rent California needs new leadership. This can’t continue
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Do you own any of these stocks on the move? My portfolio movers today: Top Gainers: $RKLB +11.23% 👀 $ASTS +10.01% $EOSE +6.93% $NBIS +5.14% $HOOD +4.90% Top Losers: $IREN -9.93% 🩸 $TTD -6.78% 😬 $FNF -4.53% $BDX -4.22% $EXPE -3.70%
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Most people think about their money goals every single day… and never achieve them. Here’s the stupid-simple productivity cheat code that makes you 2X more likely to actually follow through: Speak your intentions out loud. Especially to another person. This is the ultimate “production cheat code.” 👇
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Silver is getting interesting
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Why I like kinesis money: I get PAID to hold silver and gold, no storage fees. Their precious metals backed crypto pays earnings from their network. It's the best way to earn income from precious metals IMO.
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You can sign up for kinesis money and get 0.5 ounces of silver for new accounts, worth over $35! kms.kinesis.money/signup/KM1… That's my referral link to get the reward. $slv
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Whenever someone says it's a "bubble"
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It's been a long time coming. The reckoning is in full swing for gold and silver. $gld $slv
JUST IN: Gold reaches new ATH of $4,383
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Americans had it so good. And then they went and fudged it up with 'easy money.'
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$FISV deserves better than this. Prove me wrong.
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A bullish sign. Wash out the speculation and start a new run on a wall of worry. $btc
The average Spot BTC ETF holder is now in the red.
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If liquidity continues to lead, risk assets should follow higher.
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The end of an era
BREAKING: Michael Burry to take Scion private on November 25 This transition into a private family office structure exempts it from public disclosure requirements for future trades.
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To the moon
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Me and the boys after betting our life savings on the man playing in women’s sports
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Apparently, if you ask @sama how his $13 billion money-losing for profit not-for-profit can support $1.4 TRILLION of spend commitments, he gets very defensive and starts to attack non-existent short sellers. I cannot wait for @OpenAI to be a public company.
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