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🎱 Fool Groovy ♠️

Portland, ME
Joined March 2014
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need everyone in the US to get more serious about the American High-Speed Rail Act we need a competent passenger train system and I WILL NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE TRAINS!!!!!!!!!
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Some of y'all forget the reason we have food safety regulations is because companies used to do things like adding chalk to spoiled milk so it looked normal. Regulations don't exist because governments enjoy them,They exist because pure unadulterated capitalism would kill us.
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Funny how debt is totally forgivable when it's tied to a failed business or a hedge fund. But the moment it's for school or a hospital bill suddenly it says something about your character.
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Snl basically took a bunch of viral tweets and made them unfunny. I swear that fajita and dominican tmobile started here.
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Kenny Harris, Moka with Blue and Pink (2024)
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MY GOVERNOR IS FROM THE 956
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ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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dude from deftones sounds like he in the studio playing with his nipples
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Texas’s new pronouns are He/Haw
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Ricardo Martínez de Hoyos - El Brujo (The Wizard) [oil on canvas, 1971]
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People really negatively keep tabs on your across all your social media accounts with a stank ass mal de ojo. And you don’t even know they even exist.
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Police do not prevent crime; they respond to it. Crime is prevented by higher wages, guaranteed health care, food security, high-quality child care, housing, good schools, and addiction treatment.
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Ever since I learned spiders learn our routines to stay out the way, I be feelin kinda bad when I catch one lackin. Like my bad gang, I’m not usually awake at this hour you’re right. This isn’t a death sentence for you I promise
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person who made this post deleted it but I really liked it so
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when people say “who eat those nasty ass cookies?” me:
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That unsubscribe button mad small in them emails but rest assured IMMA FIND IT.
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ayo fuck bill clinton for the telecommunications act of 1996 because i would have been such a fire drive-time dj on a local fm station with golden oldies programming. literally what i was put on this earth to do and its a career that don’t exist anymore bc of media conglomeration
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surviving off bits of maldon salt
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