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Stop making a tit of yourself and piss off

Lost River No. 313
Joined February 2009
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Just takes two weeks to get there
Ours is always open 📮✉️
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Lily casts her thoughts on the first candidate to canvas for my vote
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I like Russell Brand, but Katy Perry made a big mistake when she married him. Let's see if I'm right---I hope not.
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Depressing to see media mission to discredit someone who stops playing their game & uses celebrity to help others. Keep going @rustyrockets.
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Mi marido se acaba de enterar que es estéril de nacimiento y dice se siente preocupado de que nuestros hijos lo puedan heredar 🥹
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Couldn’t get into wellworths earlier either. And the M Club bouncers said no too
UPDATED: This is the list of confirmed UK retailers who will currently not allow you to enter their premises if you’re wearing a poppy. Please reconsider and take your business elsewhere! C&A Our Price Little Chef Happy Eater Mister Byrite Debenhams Berni Inn Abbey National BHS Allders The Link Comet Allied Carpets Do It All Madhouse Index Safeway Gateway Dan-Air Keddies Gateway Ratners Alliance and Leicester Gamestation Dixons Phones4U Rumbelows Bejam Monarch Netto Thomas Cook Littlewoods Bradford and Bingley Texas Homecare Somerfield Barratts Tandy Courts JJB Sports Radio Rentals Virgin Megastores Woolworths
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Do you remember how satisfying it was watching your hard drive defrag?
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Today, David Walliams lost his bid for a permanent anonymity order at the High Court in London. However, a temporary anonymity order remains applicable to those in England & Wales pending appeal. He wished to prevent being named in a media sexual misconduct investigation.
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Oops just opened the Christmas baileys
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Before Football Manager, before wonderkid compilations, before social media experts… there was Championship Manager, a CRT monitor and absolutely no intention of going to bed at a sensible time. 🤣
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The undisputed king of Halloween costumes on crutches!
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If someone manages to beat Littler tonight, I will do a lap of Rayleigh naked! 🤣
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You can take the boy out of Belfast, but you can’t take Belfast out of the boy. What a legend, Conor Haughey. #FleetwoodTown
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I didn’t think these kind of mushrooms existed outside kids stories!
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KNIGHTMARE IS BACK! An official point-and click adventure game based on the classic TV series - with actors from the original show. Coming 2027. But just remember - it's only a game...isn't it?
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𝟮.𝟱𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗦𝗢𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟 𝗠𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗔 𝗩𝗜𝗘𝗪𝗦! Our Duncan Ferguson social media content was viewed 2.5million times in the first 24 hours since his appointment 👏 A big response to a big appointment 💪 #COYGlens
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The Duncan Ferguson appointment is either gonna be a master stroke or a utter disaster it won’t be anywhere in between.d it’s gonna be entertaining anyway
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AGM will be fun that year
Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.
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