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"Ha ha die grapes" what i think as i drink wine

My wallet looks like it's brand new by which i mean it has no money in it and smells weird

Wrote a film called sledgehammer it's a real block-buster

I love rock and roll but rock and roll says we should see other people

For profit prisons are big business in America, it's all Cell Cell Cell!

Leaving food out attracts mice which is good news for all you lonely single mice out there

Sylvester Stallone's face looks like someone tried to draw him for their junior cert art exam

The New take me out's just the health minister running around switching off life support machines on people in the public healthcare system

Why cant life be as easy as getting a round of applause on Through the keyhole

Increase in drug taking in #Dublin apparently the number of heroin users has shot up