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Wrington, England
Joined January 2022
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Replying to @GuntherEagleman
The UK puts rapists in prison. The USA puts them in office.
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Understand Joel Coleman has left Millwall by mutual consent. The former Huddersfield and Bolton goalkeeper was left out of Millwall’s 25-man Championship squad. The free agent is attracting interest from several National League clubs. #Millwall
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Russell Brand has been sentenced to 10 years 6 months. At his trial his lawyer invited the judge to conclude the offences were 'the consequence of that level of fame.' No. They were the consequence of him being a rapist who thought fame meant he could do it and get away with it.
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Norwich have scored more goals at AG than we have. I cannot think of a single reason on how he stays in the job. Terrible football and poor results . Identity ripped from the club in the process
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Facebook darts groups are the gift that keeps on giving
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Do I think Fallon should have been on the show? No Do I blame Fallon for applying and being selected? Also no It is not her fault at all, the requirements were flawed from the start. Don’t direct your anger towards her, she isn’t to blame one bit 😂
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The Halloween joke. From my first Live at Apollo. 37 mew dates added to my Gary on Laughing tour at the end. You night need to pause on them.
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Badenoch has forgotten that Thatcher sold off the family silver, Cameron ruined public services with austerity, Johnson ruined the economy for a generation with his Brexit deal. Then he pissed £billions up the wall with dodgy Covid loans and PPE contracts. Then we had Mad Lizzy!
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The cheekiest of finishes from Aaron Collins as @MKDonsFC hit FOUR 😮‍💨 #EFL | #SkyBetLeagueOne
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Congratulations lads 👏
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To celebrate Ross Smith winning the European Championship, I’ve teamed up with the legends at @DoubleTopDart to give away a set of darts & a case To be in with a chance of winning simply: Like Retweet Follow @joshpearson180 & @DoubleTopDart Winner announced Thursday!
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Looks like the French Police are over turning the 3-0 deficit from the first leg.
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🇬🇧 Meanwhile this morning in Bristol, UK Asian speaking couple observe Football Fans going to today’s game - these Fans are riled up Yesterday in the small Woke Liberal City of Bristol which now resembles London - Police shot a Man & a Bomb disposal squad was called in - in separate incidents. Point is - the violence & chaos is spreading quickly into every corner of the UK.
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Watching Rhod Gilbert ‘A Pain in the Neck’. Horribly funny and devastatingly sad all at the same time. Same cancer as my partner was treated for last year. Stand Up to Cancer. Text TEN to 70404 to donate £10.
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Watching the Rhod Gilbert documentary on Channel 4… Really emotional stuff…
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Only one club of the 48 that have played in the Championship over the last decade has made an operating profit per @valuball Eight have made losses exceeding £200m in that period (2015/16 to 2024/25).
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Up Next: We head to Banbury on Tuesday. A Wet & Wild evening is forecast, so bring a brolly ☔️
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hate this constant blaming players. whether it’s young, forde, kilgour etc. there’s never a lack of effort kilgour puts everything on the line & shaq ran all night. the football we play is appalling what are shaq and cav gonna do with constant long ball?
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"Turning on the Gas" #UTG 1883 - 2026 @robertmdaws
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16/17 - Crawley 17/18 - Cambridge 18/19 - Crawley 19/20 - Cheltenham 20/21 - Ipswich 21/22 - Cheltenham + Peterborough 22/23 - Crawley 23/24 - Ipswich 24/25 - Ipswich 25/26 - Cambridge 26/27 - Peterborough + Cambridge Same 5 teams over, and over, and over again 😭😭😭
We will host Cambridge United in the First Round Proper of the 2026/27 Emirates FA Cup. 🏆 The fixture will take place around the weekend of Saturday 7 November. 🗓️
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