Web3 degen 1st. One time Ordinals Onboarder. Nothing I tweet about is legal advice, I’m a talking dino.
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The Sarlicitor Files - Chapter I.
I have decided today to embark on this long-awaited journey to produce more legal content to spread awareness around this industry.
We are maturing. Regulators are developing guidelines and legislation worldwide. They are actively seeking voices from within the industry to guide them.
Being involved in the development of the web3 space, and providing legal advice to web3 builders in my day to day IRL job, I think Crypto Twitter would love to have an insight into the work some professionals are doing in highly regulated fields to try their utmost to push crypto forward in different jurisdictions around the world.
My craft isn't perfect, and everyday is a school day in this industry. But if I can open a few people's eyes to predatory practices, shitty contracts, or the legals behind an exciting new development, I'll take that as a win.
So, with that, enjoy the journey with me and hopefully you learn something along the way!
Fella doing order book predictions on a potential divorce is straight out of the crypto playbook 😂
if Jensen's wife gets 1/2 she owns $75.7b of NVDA, about 3.5 days of volume (10% max impact probably in current market if you went high urgency)
but it doesn't hit until t+6 months with California divorce and money is in trusts so unwind would be slow. $235b of buyback auth by 2028 easily absorbs the sale
bigger issue is if the woman is a CCP spy and he took actions against US national security interests
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What the hell
2006. 2026.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The 2006 Zidane side is AI-generated recreation (not real footage), inspired by Nico Paz's actual skill shown on the right from Como vs Torino.
youtube.com/watch?v=GH87Vo…
ole.com.ar/futbol-interna…
mad language looking back at it. Was so painful to learn for 18 years, but a beautiful language!
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Having my charts on the “Weekly” tab has been an unbelievable, UNBELIEVABLE move.
Not a single shit given on the day to day, just zoom out, know where you are, and know what you have.
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it might sound woo woo, but radiating positive energy is the closest thing to magic i've found. tip generously, compliment strangers, share your knowledge with no expectation of anything in return. give like you have more than enough, and eventually you’ll find that you do.
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🚨JUST IN: The Solicitors Regulation Authority, which manages lawyers in England, is reviewing whether any law firms committed professional misconduct while helping Manchester City set up its financial structures
Just applied for the @IdentityUnits drop whitelist.
787 NFTs created by an AI agent swarm. One agent creates, another reviews.
Raffled across the next drops.
identityunits.fun/claim
IUEC88F4
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bro zachxbt is actually insane
this man went undercover as a money laundering client
spent $350K of his OWN money to gain the trust of a chinese launderer who was moving bybit hack funds for north korea
the guy started sharing everything. screenshots. wallet addresses. bridge transactions. in real time
zach was matching every single transaction on-chain as the guy was sending them
traced $12M+ across bitcoin, ethereum, solana, and tron
got tether to freeze $442K from the evidence alone
and the funniest part? in between discussing how to launder funds for north korea this guy was casually talking about playing mahjong and his weight loss plan 😭
bro thought he was talking to a client. he was talking to the most dangerous investigator in crypto
and zach funded this entire operation himself. $350K out of pocket. no guarantee he'd ever see it back
this is not the FBI. this is one guy with a laptop and a blockchain explorer
different breed
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The whole point of this circus is to ascend. Earth gave you trauma, lust, ego, money, fear, exes, taxes and algorithms, and you still think the mission is to get comfortable? Fam, how many side quests do you need before you clock the main one?
Earth is basically spiritual GTA. Temptation everywhere, random boss fights, people trying to rob your energy, and half the population still thinks the mission is get a mortgage and die politely.
The game is simple. Master yourself, stop getting baited by every impulse, learn what the fuck you are, then ascend. People turned the tutorial into a 70-year side quest.
Imagine reincarnating 12 times just to keep falling for lust, ego, money and people’s opinions. Brother, complete the fucking level.
You got dropped into a body with desires, fear, trauma, hormones, ego and free will, then surrounded by distractions 24/7. And people still can’t work out there might be a test going on. Comedy.
Life keeps sending the same lesson wearing different faces and people keep calling it bad luck. Fam, at some point you’ve gotta pass the fucking exam.
The wildest part is people think the goal is comfort. Nothing about this place looks designed for comfort. It looks like a spiritual obstacle course
You came here naked, leave with nothing, and somehow people think the whole point was collecting shit in between. Mad
I’m about to walk into the most abundant balanced wealthy and successful period of my life. i naturally attract good fortune, and i am wealthy in more ways than one
i give myself permission to prosper, and i have the power to build the life that i desire
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General Sar retweeted
They made a pokedex bro
Freckle is the first kids phone built for real-world adventure.
Shipping in December. Pre-order today: freckle.tech
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🚨 The Manchester City scandal excellently explained by the brilliant illustrations of Sports Ball. 💰⚽️
Give this man a medal. 🥇👏
(🎥 @_SportsBall_)
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Let's discuss luck a little bit. I consider myself, extremely lucky but luck is something you can create, and generate.
There's several kinds of luck. There is luck from pure chance, where you did nothing to cause it. You were truly in the right place at the right time. This is the only one you can't control.
There is luck from motion, which come from opportunities you create by doing things. investing, trading, starting a business, meeting people, building things. Most of the time, it goes nowhere but you expose yourself to a larger surface area of luck which means more chances for something unexpected in a good way to happen.
Luck from awareness. An opportunity presents itself for thousands of people to see. But you are one of the people capable of seeing it. This comes from years of experience that train you to see things most people overlook. This imo happens constantly in investing where the information and opportunity are public and you're able to recognize the significance of it. So the luck isnt finding the information instead its simply recognizing it.
Then the last is luck unique to you. you have developed relationships, skills, or a unique brand. Someone like threadguy comes to mind here. You became the type of person or a person that lucky events can happen to.
So you have the ability to create 2-4, 1 is just by chance. But there is a saying that luck is the residue of hardwork. So essentially, lucky people just expose themselves to it more. The people who succeed at the end of the day are the people who take chances. It doesnt mean they are guaranteed to succeed bc most people wont. but you certainly increase the odds of it
For any crypto businesses servicing the UK that want to become legitimate and authorised, I’m open to having a chat regarding authorisation under the new regime.
The application gateway opened on 30 September, and every company has to go through this, even those (1/2)
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