Sarcastic observer of pop culture, WWE, and life's absurdities. Heart of gold for friends. Rascal by nature. Delightfully irreverent but tastefully refined.
Missouri, USA
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Can We Finally Agree That Dragon Age: The Veilguard Was Actually Terrific? polygon.com/dragon-age-the-v…
ALT Can We Finally Agree That Dragon Age: The Veilguard Was Actually Terrific?
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This account was exposing Meghan. Videos will surface of her casting couch days.
Now all of a sudden daddy gets in trouble?
There are no coincidences.
October 3, 2026
Blind Items Revealed #4 - The Casting Couch Films
September 16, 2026
When you are a movie director, you love film and you love cameras and you end up having photos and film of just about everything in your life. It is just a natural thing. Now, if you are this canceled director who was once A+ list, you are no different from any of your fellow directors. What does make him slightly different is that in addition to all the thousands of photos and gigabytes of film stored, he also had one heck of a casting couch.
The first step was to hang out at his pool and you knew that you were going to get topless and you knew you were going to be photographed and you were probably going to be filmed. You also knew that if you needed a job he would 100% get you a job. If you hit that casting couch, you would get a job. He kept his word. He was also going to film you on that casting couch and you also knew he was going to probably share those films with his buddies. One of his best buddies who became a cabinet member found his wife from one of the topless video scenes from the pool. No word on if there was also a casting couch scene.
Now, we all know the alliterate one was going through a dry spell. So, she happened to visit our director and the dry spell was gone. A few hours topless at the pool. A few casting couch sessions and she landed a couple of one line jobs which led to a permanent television show. She got the pilot because of our director. Now, fast forward a few years later. The alliterate one is famous. Everyone who is anyone has at least seen the pool photos and videos and several people have seen the casting couch tapes. This is as close as I can get her to the dead pedo because I know he watched the casting couch tapes. OK, well the director said he did, along with the cabinet member and it wouldn't shock me if the A++ lister watched them too.
Brett Ratner/Steven Mnuchin/Louise Linton/Meghan Markle/Jeffrey Epstein/Bill Clinton
Andrew Lynch retweeted
I have to retract yesterday's post because Oliver Campbell hasn't shared what he's accused of doing. He's charged with felony strangulation and child endangerment.
I don't think people are going to crowdfund $100,000 for this. 😔
Andrew Lynch retweeted
No idea why Bioware began to spiral into a complete trash studio. Complete mystery.
Oh this screenshot? It's nothing. Don't worry about it.
Andrew Lynch retweeted
Considering what @DataRepublican found out, if there are riots in blue areas, Trump should just let them destroy whatever the fuck they want. Let the locals handle it unless they ask for help.
Andrew Lynch retweeted
My young coworker at the library I provide tech support to asked one of the girls in the computer center if she wanted to go see the new Avengers movie when it comes out. She said sure. Right when he got to his desk the next day, he gets a phone call from the computer center.
Andrew Lynch retweeted
HUGE NEWS!
Thursday, 10/29 at 815 am CST, I will be in studio, on FOX 2 NEWS in the Morning in St. Louis talking Blood of the Forsaken, the auction and livestream!
Practically everyone in the Midwest will be able to see it!
WHAT DO I WEAR?!?!
Andrew Lynch retweeted
“Women talk a lot about how scared of male violence they are, but from their behavior it's clear they never actually consider it a possibility”
When I was eighteen I was out for the night with my bf and some friends, we were barhopping in Kings Cross. I was tipsy & occasionally lippy & obnoxious towards strangers (who were asking for it!).
My bf quietly & discreetly at one point during the night said “babe, I love you, but fuck sometimes I worry that you’re writing cheques I won’t be able to cash, if it comes to and I’m on my own”. I was like “wtf are you talking about?”
He literally had to explain to me that if I was being a fuckwit starting trouble, he’d obviously have to defend me if anything went down, and if I’m being a massive smart ass and it’s just like him & me & my best girlfriend, then he’s going to be in a fight on his own. All because I was being an antagonistic smart ass to some strangers who couldn’t take a joke.
The idea that I needed to be able to back up my words with violence if it came to it, was something that had literally never occurred to me. Ever.
It was a total revelation. Suddenly i realised talk wasn’t “cheap” in this context, it was expensive. The idea that I could effectively get him beaten up, or put him in real danger, by being a precocious little shit arguing with idiots because I could, was horrifying.
From then on I was extremely reluctant to ever argue with strangers or act like a smart ass unnecessarily, because I was suddenly keenly aware that the guys we were with could potentially be expected to pay with their lives for any poorly received flippant comments we made.
It really was totally novel to me. This isn’t how women see the world, at all.
Ideally, he wouldn't have reacted like this
But any guy is aware that when you shove another man, getting lightly swatted (or more) is 100% on the table, so they won't do it unless they're being intentionally aggressive
Women talk a lot about how scared of male violence they are, but from their behavior it's clear they never actually consider it a possibility
We don't live in the 60s. You're shoving a steroid user on an athletic scholarship in the middle of a football game. You have to understand that this inherently comes with a degree of danger
Andrew Lynch retweeted
considering the info that @DataRepublican has recently released i must implore you,
*DO NOT FED POST IN YOUR GROUP CHAT*
Andrew Lynch retweeted
Who knew I played Chun-Li in “Streetfighter” in 1994? Bet some of you weren’t even born yet! Ya-Tai!
#streetfighter #chunli
