Sarcastic observer of pop culture, WWE, and life's absurdities. Heart of gold for friends. Rascal by nature. Delightfully irreverent but tastefully refined.

Missouri, USA
Joined July 2014
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Weekend complete. Achievements unlocked 🏆 Found the TV remote? Legendary Find. Drank water that wasn't in coffee? Hydration Hero. What's the rarest one you earned before Monday shows up? #smallwins #adultinghumor
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Your phone goes on every adventure with you (and most of the naps). Might as well dress the part 📱 3 tough cases: Captain of My Own Chaos, Tea First Then Adventure, Chart Your Own Stars. Same art as our journals. etsy.com/shop/CraftyScoundre… #phonecase
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My Sunday to-do list is going great. The laundry got moved to a different chair, and meal prep was one (1) lemon. What did you actually check off this weekend? #adultinghumor #SundayVibes
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Sunday afternoon social battery check: hovering somewhere around "I'll see how I feel." What's your percentage right now? 🔋 #socialbattery #introvert
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Replying to @RealKhaylee
But Khaylee clearly number 3 is an invitation to guys to try to charm you, you sassy mink! (I jest, to be clear)
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7 new hardcover journals for your next side quest 📓 Sky pirates, starry decks, a lantern in the dark, a phoenix, a stargazer. For planners, doodlers, and 2 AM overthinkers. A head start on gift season: etsy.com/shop/CraftyScoundre… #journaling #fantasyart
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Then they shouldn’t be a cleaner
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Replying to @ShamashAran
The main issue is hosts charge extreme cleaning fees that you have to pay for them to flip the room. But still require the cleaning labor from you. Obviously someone shouldn’t be a slob, but hosts are using cleaning fees and free labor to double dip on revenue.
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I’m seriously jealous of that too.
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She’s definitely pretty cool
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Trying to get back into my side hustle/print on demand stuff. I’m giving you all a heads up now that you’ll start seeing me do some shilling posts to try and make the products get attention.
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I had his number. Last I heard from him was May 2020. He stopped replying to any texts shortly after that. I’m not sure if he has a new handle but I get the impression he was putting this chapter of his life to an end and moving on. Wishing the best for him.
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Absolutely not at all. But I do know for a fact that they’re separate people (and confirmed by others that have actually met Jarvis in person as well). Very different personal lives and such.
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Or, hear me out, maybe a foreign government shouldn’t rely on a system of technology someone else owns.
If Musk crippled Starlink/Starshield leading to dead Ukrainians, then that is justification for a federal takeover. No matter his fabulous wealth, Musk cannot have veto power over life or death.
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Replying to @yourbuddyspooky
You’re going on my prayer list ASAP
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He is definitely not Jarvis 🤣
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Huh
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Replying to @PonPonShrimp
Same. I miss that dude.
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Replying to @J0hnADouglas
He’s awesome as Ultron. Spader steals every scene he’s in, no matter what he’s doing. The Blacklist only worked because he was Raymond Reddington.
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Prop, you need to get some help man.
An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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