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Non-nutritive cereal varnish. Mediocre screenwriter. Worldwide #22 ranked Dad Joke deployer. askgeofflatulippe at GM. Just here to fall off the jetway again.
Joined July 2023
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Anyone out there looking for a bargain on luxury jewelry? I have a gift certificate for $2K to Tacori, but I don't really have a need for ornamentation.
Anyone wanna take it off my hands at a deep discount? Get at me.
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I did not know Eric but the grieving on my TL from the people who did tells me he was a tremendous talent and, more importantly, a tremendous human.
My condolences to all of you. A horrible thing.
The #Browns being in this at all, especially as high as the 3rd seed, is profoundly hilarious.
Congrats to literally everyone except Deshaun Watson so far.
Didn't see it until just now but the Chiefs were NEVER winning this game with Patrick's goatee, what a horrible mistake.
This story is bonkers and this woman is one of the most unwell people I've ever encountered.
The 36-year-old woman, who had been living in Arizona, is the daughter of a Bay Area radio legend. Several of her victims expressed serious disappointment about her sentencing late last week. ktla.com/news/nationworld/ba…
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You know the “Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory” line was good because of how angry they are about it.
If you're surprised that a Kirk Cousins-led football team suddenly doesn't matter in the slightest, welcome to your first season watching the NFL!
Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
This dude being 29 and looking exactly like Ron Desantis is killing me
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AirBNB had its place and time, but it’s over. Had a lovely stay at a Hyatt last night, left trash in the can, towels on the ground, and am confident my corporate overlord isn’t going to light me up with a guest review video. A professional exchange of goods for money. The AirBNB hosts did this to themselves and the platform lost control long ago.
its just bonkers the new policy @airbnb is trying to put in place. Putting the dishes in the dishwasher, taking out the trash, pulling the sheets off the bed....they are just standard things any normal person would do when staying at a house. Why wouldn't a host be allowed to say that?
Lots of embarrassing stuff today. Whether we end up winning or losing, these guys aren't anywhere near as good as their record.
#Browns
Like the Terminator and John Wick before him, Quinshon Judkins is back. #Browns
I ask again: what the fuck is it that Byron Storer *does* here? #Browns
Gonna need Jared Verse to start doing *something*. Absolutely anything other than "collecting loose penalties" would work.
#Browns
Geoff LaTulippe retweeted
devastated. i’m a blue collar parent in a swing state who was going to surprise my daughter with dinner at the cheesecake factory, the fanciest restaurant of all time. but now my daughter says cheesecake factory is “mid,” because of obama, and she is changing her name to mark.
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Position statement.
If Zionism were simply about establishing the right of Jews to live safely wherever they are, including in their ancestral homeland, I would be a Zionist.
But this isn't what Zionism is about. It is, and always has been, about creating a Jewish-majority state in a land where the majority of people are not Jewish. This necessarily means either removing most non-Jews or denying them citizenship. Zionists have done, and are still doing, both.
I believe in the right of ALL people to live safely wherever they are. I oppose every means used to drive people out of their homes and lands: mass murder, ethnic cleansing, systematic violence, denial of citizenship, violation of basic human rights.
Zionism uses all these means to create and maintain its Jewish state.
Therefore I am an anti-Zionist.
Cam Ward is one of the worst QBs in the league, so definitely let's be weak in the box and let Pollard average 10 yards a carry. Solid plan, fellas. #Browns


















