Non-nutritive cereal varnish. Mediocre screenwriter. Worldwide #22 ranked Dad Joke deployer. askgeofflatulippe at GM. Just here to fall off the jetway again.

Joined July 2023
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Keith Edwards
@keithedwards16h
this is so bleak
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Butker, make me a sandwich.
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You know the “Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory” line was good because of how angry they are about it.
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This dude being 29 and looking exactly like Ron Desantis is killing me
Lindsay James missed over half of her votes in the Iowa legislature. When she did show up, she was voting to give illegal aliens welfare and men in women's sports. Now, she wants a pay raise and a job promotion to bring her Portland, Oregon values to Iowa.
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AirBNB had its place and time, but it’s over. Had a lovely stay at a Hyatt last night, left trash in the can, towels on the ground, and am confident my corporate overlord isn’t going to light me up with a guest review video. A professional exchange of goods for money. The AirBNB hosts did this to themselves and the platform lost control long ago.
its just bonkers the new policy @airbnb is trying to put in place. Putting the dishes in the dishwasher, taking out the trash, pulling the sheets off the bed....they are just standard things any normal person would do when staying at a house. Why wouldn't a host be allowed to say that?
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devastated. i’m a blue collar parent in a swing state who was going to surprise my daughter with dinner at the cheesecake factory, the fanciest restaurant of all time. but now my daughter says cheesecake factory is “mid,” because of obama, and she is changing her name to mark.
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Position statement. If Zionism were simply about establishing the right of Jews to live safely wherever they are, including in their ancestral homeland, I would be a Zionist. But this isn't what Zionism is about. It is, and always has been, about creating a Jewish-majority state in a land where the majority of people are not Jewish. This necessarily means either removing most non-Jews or denying them citizenship. Zionists have done, and are still doing, both. I believe in the right of ALL people to live safely wherever they are. I oppose every means used to drive people out of their homes and lands: mass murder, ethnic cleansing, systematic violence, denial of citizenship, violation of basic human rights. Zionism uses all these means to create and maintain its Jewish state. Therefore I am an anti-Zionist.
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Yet another tragic aftereffect of Bush’s Iraq War: If we had not invaded and Saddam had not been hanged, he’d still be alive today and people would get this fucking Cheesecake Factory joke
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Shoes on while praying, three prostrate instead of two and salaam towards the left only. These are hired actors who didn’t bother to research the role they were supposed to play.
On a train in Italy you don't pray on the floor in the middle of people. That's not prayer, it's a show of force. Everyone is free to believe what they want, but public space must be respected. Enough with fanaticism.
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Just talked to an Ohio voter who said she didn’t care about the Vivek ad. Voting for this loser, creep, chud anyway, because she didn’t like Acton’s Covid response. I’ve also heard from lots of Paxton voters who are happy to hold their nose to keep the state red. Don’t count on anti-Trump turnout. GO VOTE.
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Yglesias Abundance politics would’ve advised Dems to ignore ICE abuse and back data center expansion. Would’ve been catastrophic politically.
Matthew Yglesias continues to say that talking about ICE and excessive force in immigration enforcement helps Republicans. He is obviously wrong about this and refuses to acknowledge the data. Way past time for everyone to update their priors on this.
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dressed like Kris Jenner at a pumpkin patch
Drake steps out for his 40th birthday!🗽🔥
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They worked for ICE.
Acyn
@AcynOct 23
RFK JR: I was in Los Angeles last week and I saw people, this is true, driving around wearing masks alone in their car… They’re still social distancing.
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Whoever did this… 10/10 no notes 🤣
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the mystery actor
The four finalists for James Bond are: • Callum Turner • Josh O’Connor • Jack Lowden • Mystery Actor Final screen tests are set to take place next week. 🔗 deadline.com/2026/10/james-b…
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This was pretty evident in the debate tonight. The moderators focused on actual policies and Mike Rogers came off short. He didn’t even have a health care plan.
If you listen to Dr. Abdul El-Sayed and Mike Rogers at the Detroit economic forum, you’ll understand why Rogers and the media seem so focused on amplifying Islamophobia against Abdul rather than discussing their actual policy positions. Rogers has little substance to offer Michigan voters, and that becomes painfully obvious when the conversation shifts to real issues and concrete solutions. Instead of scrutinizing his record and ideas, the media keeps amplifying attacks on Abdul’s identity and religion. The contrast between the two candidates couldn’t have been clearer at that event.
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I have greatly enjoyed watching America feel the same things I have felt about Vivek Ramaswamy since the fall of 2003
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*twitter exists in 96* Okay, but when are we gonna talk about how gross it is that Fargo robs the survivors of their agency by changing their names?
this must have broken so many brains back in 1996
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When you arguing with someone online and see that they lost custody of their kids
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