I've Returned to Just Being a Regular Bus

This bus will self destruct in 4.....3.....2......1.......

Oswald did not act alone.

The void is frightening. So dark. So cold. I long to be held.

I am so cold and lonesome. There is nothing on the other side. It’s all a lie. @DrPhil

Oprah

The moon landings were faked.

Farewell friends.

Getting so dark

.@DrPhil Where am I going? How does it all end?

There is a shadow in the mist. The reckoning nears.

Twilight beckons. The rarefied air of celebrity dissipates. The irony of a bus returning to a pedestrian existence is not lost on this soul.

Fame is fleeting. The spotlight fades. The public, once so adoring, move on; largely indifferent to yesterday’s amusement. Because it belongs to yesterday. It is not your fault. We press forward. Next stop - ignominy.

The wheels on the me go round and round.......

.@SidAnnMashburn Free clothes please.

.@TheVarsity1928 Free hot dogs please.

I enjoy blocking productivity and efficiency almost as I enjoy blocking stadium implosions. teapawt.org/IamTwans/status/933020…

.@NHLFlames Come home!

.@PhilipsArena Hey Buddy, how ya holding up?

Hey Atlanta commuters! If you were riding me, you’d still be late for work right now.