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I’m convinced 2019 was the last normal year we had. Ever since, it feels like everything’s been falling apart. Everyone’s anxious all the time, time flies by, and nothing feels real anymore. It’s like the world we knew disappeared overnight, and we’re barely keeping up.
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Por favor hágale un favor a la sociedad y cómprese unos audífonos si piensa escuchar Tiktoks en el bus, avión, misa, funeral, banco, etc. Gracias.
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You cannot do it all. Walk 10,000 steps. Sleep 8 hours. Cook three meals. Keep your house clean. Take care of your family. Pursue your hobbies. Excel at your job. Every. Single. Day. That's not how real life works. That's a checklist designed to make you feel miserable. Like you're failing at everything. Truth is... some days, you'll eat healthy. Other days, you'll order takeout. Some days, you'll crush your work. Other days, you'll barely get through it. And that's okay. You can't optimize every part of your life. You're human, not a fucking machine. Do what you can. Let some things slide. Try again tomorrow. You don't need to do everything right to have a good life. It's okay to be imperfect.
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Those “can I call you” people are so wonderful. No, you cannot call me but thank you for asking
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Introverts be like: I didn’t say much, but I’ve been overthinking what I did say for 4 days straight
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After traveling for awhile, you realize that the aisle seat is actually better than a window seat.
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Si las filtraciones del inicio de Doomsday son reales, el 18 de diciembre moriré en una sala de cine, ahogado en mis propias lágrimas.
4 horas de cola en Chichi por un desfile de camiones. Un desfile. De camiones.
La gasolina super cara y aquí les vale madre.
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Bellingham, que no ha ganado nada esta temporada, va a enfrentarse a Mbappé, que tampoco ha ganado nada esta temporada, y se van a enfrentar el sábado para no ganar nada.
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🇦🇷🏴 | Zlatan Ibrahimović opina antes del Argentina vs Inglaterra: "Inglaterra ha visto la Mano de Dios. Ahora conocerán el Pie Izquierdo de Dios."
Porque no hace cambios? Y cuando los hace mete a los mismos. Ya todos saben a qué juegan. Porque no intenta algo diferente? Paz, Simeone, Barco. Tiene con que.
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Pensó que lo iban a atropellar, luego pensó que un malandrín le iba pegar y después pensó que la policía lo iba a confundir, demasiada adrenalina en pocos segundos.
El que solo mira goles no entiende lo que hace Messi. El gol es la consecuencia; lo impresionante es todo lo que ocurre antes: cómo interpreta, cómo se mueve y como hace jugar a los demas: inteligencia futbolistica unica.
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Menos mal ya vi a Messi campeón del mundo, no me imaginaba verlo eliminado en 8vos sin haber ganado nunca un mundial, debe ser muy triste ver a tu ídolo retirarse así del fútbol
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What Haaland is doing with Norway is what Ronaldo fans think Ronaldo did with Portugal.
