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Philosopher/Ploughman. Chief Cook & Bottle Washer of the Carbon Kitchen/CobOven/ThePhoenix/ITM. Pronouns: Wood/Fired/Oven. We're on a mission from God.

The sacred river Alph, Xanadu
Joined February 2017
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No, officer, these aren't my pants.
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Replying to @mnsibley
Hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps
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My luck is so bad, I could fall into vat of nipples and come out sucking my own thumb.
When you try to make eyeball cookies for Halloween but end up with a pile of titties- Follow me for more holiday tips…..
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I thought the final solution to Jeopardy! tonight was Bob Villa. Turns out it was Ice-T. The missus turned to me, chuckled and then said, "Okay, Boomer." Bitch.
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Replying to @luhawkinson
Dude looks like a gay version of a big game hunter.
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The ginger 'broad' on Jeopardy! tonight is totally a Weird Al Yankovic doppelganger.
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French Obi Wan soup tomorrow. I lobbied for wings and nachos for Thursday Night Football, but was told to be quiet.
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Replying to @DanaBrunetti
@DanaBrunetti are you and any of the motley crew calling in on tomorrow's final episode of NA? It would be a hell of a way to go out. @Jason @DewsNewz @andrewhorowitz & Matt Long
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The EU just turned down Canada's entreaties to become a cadet member of their academy. It turns out they had us on Double Secret Probation, and were not impressed with how we comported ourselves during that period. 'Hopefully we can re-apply next semester', says PM Mark Carney.
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Replying to @VanCityVice
Insurance fraud or just a realling fucking dumb driver. All newer cars have those stupid rear view cameras.
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When first in the PM's chair he ended the compulsory annual declaration of tribal books and made it voluntary.
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Craig Allen Dulles, BBQ, CGE. Grocery Whisperer retweeted
48 years ago this month, Rush released 'Hemispheres'. It reached stores on October 24, 1978, after the whole album premiered on Toronto's CHUM-FM on October 5 with the band in the studio. Their sixth studio album gave all of side one to the 18-minute Cygnus X-1 Book II: Hemispheres, finishing the story left hanging at the end of A Farewell to Kings, with Apollo and Dionysus battling for control. Side two had Circumstances, The Trees and La Villa Strangiato, a 12-section instrumental. It peaked at No. 14 in Canada and the UK and No. 47 on the Billboard 200, went platinum in Canada and gold in the US by mid-December, and finally went platinum in the US in 1993. 🎸 La Villa Strangiato was Rush's first recorded instrumental, built from Alex Lifeson's nightmares. What's your favorite track on Hemispheres? 🎸
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