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Noctor Ghune

@GhuneCru

Emergency Medicine Misfit/Menace. NRA's Top 10 Most Wanted. Orchestrator of the Luxe Bidet Baja Blaster

Joined June 2022
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Lol. It ain't the nurses, doctors, PA/NP's or anyone else that actually cares for patients that are the problem.
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Bob Mediterranean (@bravesfanshaw) profile pictureBob Mediterranean@bravesfanshawNov 6
Nurses are paid too much, way too much, and it's bankrupting patients
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He's not wrong. A shockingly high number of grown men, can't handle a stuffy nose.
Sad HAM Society (@Sad_HAMs_) profile pictureSad HAM Society
@Sad_HAMs_Nov 4
To all of you 'bring it on' types: With few exceptions, you have no idea what you're asking for. And with few exceptions, you aren't mentally, physically, emotionally, or spiritually ready for what you're asking for. But thanks for dragging sane people down with you.
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@Shadzey1Nov 4
Best part about this is we get to stop seeing political ads played literally fucking everywhere for a little while.
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My entire feed right now.
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I cast Lateral Canthotomy. It's super effective.
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The only thing worse than working a holiday in emergency medicine, is working the day after a holiday.
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You know I keep them thangs on me.
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Sad HAM Society (@Sad_HAMs_) profile pictureSad HAM Society
@Sad_HAMs_Oct 31
Men: If you aren't always carrying a knife and a flashlight, how the hell do you manage to make it through an average day?
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Shadz (@Shadzey1) profile pictureShadz
@Shadzey1Oct 31
GO FORTH MY SOLDIERS
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⋆ 𝐎𝐍𝐈 ⋆ (@Onijps) profile picture
⋆ 𝐎𝐍𝐈 ⋆
@OnijpsOct 30
Peta likes soy based hot cocoa. Opinion discarded. Don't get it twisted. Both eggnog and hot cocoa are garbage. Most of you mf's are drinking the nog and not getting drunk. It's a texture thing for you like eating a snickers upside down and honestly... who am I to judge? you do you boo. Whatever helps you cope.
PETA (@peta) profile picturePETA
@peta24 Dec 2023
Hot take that really shouldn’t be a hot take: eggnog is absolutely disgusting.   It’s made of raw eggs, milk, and loaded with saturated fat. Gross.
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Moose Bro@moosebro45Oct 30
CIDER STANS, MOUNT UP!!!🇺🇲🫡
NotWill (@NotWill42) profile pictureNotWill@NotWill42Oct 30
Replying to @moosebro45
Meanwhile…
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It's that time of the year where Shadz publishes Santa's naughty list.
Shadz (@Shadzey1) profile pictureShadz
@Shadzey1Oct 28
Malfoid is a Nogger
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In honor of the season, I share my families cherished egg nog recipe. 1- Search, egg nog recipes, pick one, any will do. 2- Make accordingly. 3- Pour it in the trash. 4- Smash a pint of cider instead.
Shadz (@Shadzey1) profile pictureShadz
@Shadzey1Oct 28
My brothers, my sisters…stand with me for the time has come. After many clandestine strikes and small covert operations… The 2026 Egg Nog War is here.
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Can't. Getting chastised for putting things in the cabinet where @theferalmommy can't reach.
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One of these guns has been in his toilet water. And I know which one.
Second Chance Cases (@2ndChanceCases) profile pictureSecond Chance Cases@2ndChanceCasesOct 27
Sry I sound weird but I’m getting over sickness :(
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Jonathan D. Miller (@JDM4NC) profile pictureJonathan D. Miller@JDM4NCOct 26
Replying to @JDM4NC
I've got six shots and the high ground. I hope they don't find me, but if they do it's going to be a hell of a show.
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Well... I guess it was legit
R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) profile pictureR A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalertsOct 26
🚨#BREAKING: North Carolina Libertarian state Senate candidate Jonathan Miller arrested after an hours-long armed standoff with police, following alarming 𝕏 posts referencing a potential shootout.
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They're so close to understanding...
Shadz (@Shadzey1) profile pictureShadz
@Shadzey1Oct 26
Hmm.
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Fast Track in the ER during this time of the year is cruel and unusual punishment. Understand that most of society can't handle a cough and sneezing for more than 24 hours without running to the hospital.
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Liquify boomers. I’m so serious. It’s not even an age anymore. Just a state of mind. If they vote yes for either of these, they are voting no for every future generation. And they are ok with it. (Found in a friends local newspaper)
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Any time I do something electrical in the house. "Step 1: Turn off breaker."
Benson & Ithaca Technologies предприятие (@BandITJuicebar) profile pictureBenson & Ithaca Technologies предприятие@BandITJuicebarOct 26
Replying to @ArmedJ0y
It's the same with electrical safety; yes know the rules and practice it, but know when things can't actually affect you in any fucking way and that you legitimately do not need to don arcflash gear to rack out a 4kV breaker on a dead buss, for example.
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