PNW connoisseur/purveyor of wireless hole punchers. Go fast, Touch grass, Die last. GoldCorpPMC Fleet Surface Preservation Division. Half Goon, Half Goober.

Washington, USA
Joined January 2024
Be the one that wants to touch grass today.
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Sending ammo deals to your bros but they send back a better one...
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This definitely is a @RickyLaFleurRX7 gun.
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This is @KevinIsInsideU’s favorite holiday.
Tonight, Cardiff Castle will light up green to mark Dwarfism Awareness Day. 💚 The illumination celebrates diversity and helps raise awareness and understanding of dwarfism. orlo.uk/S4Qel
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Incredible the destruction @TheDemocrats, the @washdems, @BobFergusonGov and the like have brought to Washington. It’s like it’s their plan.
I have to admit, I enjoy listening to these hardcore Seattle liberals grapple with the fact that the new Washington State millionaires tax is having a serious impact not just on the local economy, but on their own livelihoods and jobs. High-end architect: "All my customers are leaving." General contractor: "They canceled the remodel. Asked if I work in Nevada." Tech startup bro: "Umm... where are all the investors?" Real estate agent: "No one moving here wants a condo." Non-profit CEO: "Where are all my donors going?" Restaurant owner: "Our best customers all moved to Las Vegas." Personal trainer: "I'm doing Zoom sessions until I find new clients." Executive recruiter: "The job is technically in Seattle. The executive is not." Art gallery owner: "They’re buying art for their new house in Austin." High-end relocation company owner: "Honestly, we're doing great."
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Do you know how you feel standing in a line, waiting hours at a packed amusement park, waiting to get onto a roller coaster? Feet hurt, back hurts, it takes forever, the sun is beating down on you in the heat, you’re sweating to death in the summer? Then you get the thrill of riding a roller coaster for a minute and a half! That’s what war is like. That’s high on the list of why so many of us kept reenlisting to go back.
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I remember when they were all afraid that Trump would scare off illegals if he they sent agents to polling places, which is absurd given they don’t vote, but now the WA state governor is sending the national guard to do the same. The hypocrisy here is reaching peak levels.
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Time to speed up.
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NotWill retweeted
Oh…..
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Replying to @JakeAuch
As a Rooftop Korean and dad, Jake is misleading and assault weapons will save your asses like it did ours during the 1992 LA Riots. Vote No on 9.
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Times up! Ramen with Chashu pork.
One of the ingredients my wife made for dinner, can you guess what it is?(specifically)
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Oops, here’s the picture.
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One of the ingredients my wife made for dinner, can you guess what it is?(specifically)
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He wants treats
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For the states still behind enemy lines and are in need of a solvent trap for safety
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Im just gonna leave this here, and watch the comments
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It’s always the eurocucks being retarded.
Another day, another Ameripoor using homophobic slurs because they're deep in the closet
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Pick a lane, retard.
We have a group of men on this platform who are ganging up on and harassing women. These men are active-duty military personnel and veterans.
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Boys, our adversary @forgedusa1 has been further exposed. Knife scammers!!! Can't stand them!
PSA: Been digging on a network of scam knife sellers that is targeting patriot accounts on X with fake US locations, sock-puppet "happy customers," and DM-only Cash App sales. Grok Bot was invaluable on this and did a lot of the heavy lifting. It mapped 49 linked accounts tied together by shared phone numbers, shop links, and word-for-word copied posts. The hub appears to be @forgedusa1, posing as a Colorado maker. Its phone number shows up in other "sellers'" bios too. Others like @knivesmaker786, @Malone_Edgework, and @hakcutlery post identical ads, down to "HRC: 58 to 60." Two "different" shops even share the same store link. Red flags: brand-new accounts, "DM me for price," Cash App only, fake reviews quoted as "Another Happy Customer!", and giveaway bait like "reply 'I'm human' to win a blade." Credit to @syskusa and @PMRuckus, who flagged this first. I dug through this from multiple angles, using different entry points and it seems that @forgedusa1 is the likely temporary center of this, but it's like playing whack a mole.... They just keep popping up. And apologies to anyone that got pulled into this unknowingly... I trimmed off a good number of accounts that likely just reposted something they thought was cool. Means a few bad accounts likely made it off the list but also a few non bad actors may be listed. Basically, these are the accounts most likely to be associated with the central hub... Directly or by accident. I do have questions about ladyvet and a few others, but this is to show the overall network that is linked, not necessarily say that each of these accounts was actively and wantonly participating in the scam
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BREAKING NEWS: Texas GOP Candidate Brandon Herrera pretended to be a KFC worker and changed the usual chicken meal to a tub of pigeons to give it to Katy Padilla Stout. She later destroyed the KFC bathroom after she was finished.
BREAKING NEWS: Texas GOP Candidate Brandon Herrera exaggerated his penis size on his podcast holding up a book "HOW TO LIVE WITH A HUGE PENIS"
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If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. (New disposal)
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