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Joined September 2022
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my friend dumped the guy she was dating because on her birthday he told her 'i didn't know what to get you so i didn't buy you anything'
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This is the craziest fight i’ve ever seen between 2 girls.
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Attacks a guy from behind for no reason, and still gets smoked. Love to see it
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Being a flight attendant is wild because I pick up trips based on what I need at the moment running low on wine and olive oil? Italy. Butter? Paris. Shea butter and black soap? Ghana. Need a self care day w/ facials, massages and a wax? Brazil. The list goes on
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when your phone is on DND is when you miss those important calls, talking bout "God calling"
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If you’re an ADHD adult who said β€œtonight I’m going to sleep early”… then spent three hours learning how octopuses have three hearts, blue blood, and can edit their own RNA to adapt to their environment… this account is literally for you.οΏΌ
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Feeling completely burned out from work lately. Then today, a little girl walked into my office for an assessment. I blocked one hour. We ended up talking for two. No interruptions. Just me watching her brilliant, perfect mind unfold in real time. She kept worrying I’d find something β€œwrong” with her. She’s 2e neurodivergent… just like me. Bullied for being β€œtoo dramatic,” β€œtoo much,” β€œtoo anxious.” At the end she asked, β€œWhat are you going to do now that you know all about my brain?” I told her: I’m going to prove to you that your mind has no ceiling. Your creativity, empathy, depth of feeling, and curiosity are limitless. You have the mind of the greats. The innovators. The ones who change everything. And then I’m going to teach every adult in your life how to make your days easier… and so much more fun. This is what I want the rest of my career to be. Listening to the misunderstood, β€œtoo much,” wonderfully weird little girls. And breaking the old narrative that’s been suffocating them.
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Netflix: We’re losing subscribers. How can we fix this?? Customers: You could invest in well-written stories instead of pushing 2nd screen content Netflix: No! Customers: You could also sign series for 2 or 3 seasons instead of waiting to see if it’s successful then making us wait 2 years for 8 episodes. I don’t want to commit to a show not knowing if it will get renewed. Netflix: No! That won’t help!οΏΌ Customers: Cancel subscription
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the worst person you know is performatively religious😭
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Finally a girl that doesn't pull hair and knows how to fight
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Put your weed nugs into a clear jar with a lid and lay a selenite wand over the closed lid to infuse the buds with the ability to relieve you of heavy, negative energies when smoked.
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Shoutout to my gut feeling You're lowkey always right
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Caught his wife cheating in their own house… and everything changed. πŸ’€πŸ₯Ά
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Moaning is one thing that men can do it right and they refuse to do it…. So selfish
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How do you respond to "You deserve better" In a situationship?
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Long time weed smokers who quit, what changes to your mind and body did you notice after you got used to not smoking daily?
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It’s amazing how one lyric can explain a feeling you’ve never been able to put into words.
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🚨Play by the rules or get played Watch how this Somalian guy didn't want to buy a train ticket so he hit the female train conductor, so another train conductor comes in and deals him in his own manor… was this justified?
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Autistic kids be actin like noises be bothering them… baby YOU ARE THE NOISE!!!
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