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Poole, England
Joined January 2010
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By sheer dumb luck I got Gabi Jesus’s goal! #Arsenal
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I’m so embarrassed for this club and their daft fans
I see a lot of people asking what grounds etc would we be doing this on. In my opinion it’ll be some sort of defamation - considering the fact that ‘The Overlap’ etc have however many million views etc and Carra’s basically said we’d never win the CL and PL etc. It might be true, but anyone maybe looking to support a team or newly getting into football and then seeing that clip and seeing him basically laugh at Villa challenging - that’ll put em off. Fair play Sawiris - Don’t try to take us for mugs now. We’re a serious club. #AVFC
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This is sickening. I thought Reform’s hangers-on were all about “Protecting women and girls”? My thoughts are with Ryan Dinnage’s victim.
32-year-old Ryan Dinnage, who was part of Nigel Farage’s security team, has been jailed for eight and a half years for raping a woman while she slept in a caravan. He was charged in 2025, was still protecting Nigel Farage in April and May 2026, and was convicted in June.
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Did Lisandro Martínez go to a betting shop at half time, this has to be the worst fifteen minutes from one player in league history
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Why would Jason Wilcox do this?
🚨🚨| STRAIGHT RED CARD FOR LISANDRO MARTÍNEZ! 🟥😳 Martínez appears to deliberately elbow Wesley Fofana in the face! The incident was initially missed by the referee, but after a VAR review at the pitchside monitor, Martínez is SENT OFF! Manchester United are down to 10 men! 🔴
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Man Utd is the creator of its own downfall. The players on that pitch are disgusting.
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This is the most embarrassing thing I have ever seen any club ever do
Aston Villa will initiate legal action against Jamie Carragher for his unacceptable insults about the Club and its fans. Aston Villa will not allow anyone to stop our ascension in English and European football. Nassef Sawiris, Chairman
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I don't know what to tell you mate. $5 million and you can have my 32GB
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman thinks it's "terrible" for people to have RAM in their computers rather than in a data center, as the scarcity of memory caused by the AI boom continues to drive up costs. bit.ly/47LJ09d
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The sadly now late but forever great PATRICK STEWART made one of the great guest appearances as the ‘debonair’ star conductor of the Seattle Opera Guild - Alistair Burke - in one of my favourite episodes of FRASIER (2003) RIP Sir Patrick (1940-2026)
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Patrick Stewart as gay opera director Alistair Burke in one of my favourite scenes in Frasier. Rest in Peace
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This seems like a great time to reshare my favourite Sir Patrick Stewart performance, ‘What has the ECHR ever done for us?’ It’s just perfect in every possible way … including the ending 😂😂😂 RIP. 🎥 The Guardian
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Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart. An absolute legend.
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RIP Patrick Stewart. True legend. Captain Picard, Professor X and maybe the funniest TV cameo ever with Ricky Gervais on “Extras” as himself.
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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Patrick Stewart once found himself joking with Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr about being three knights at the same table. No grand speech, no performance. Just a moment of shared laughter. A long career leaves behind more than great roles. It leaves moments people remember.
This is just Emrata letting Conan accuse her of flirting, acting completely innocent, then gently roasting him for getting flustered. She was in control the entire time.
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RIP Patrick Stewart. What an actor. I still can’t believe he agreed to do this scene. And he didn’t even mind when I ruined every take. Legend.
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Cyber wars have started.
BREAKING: Reports that billions of dollars worth of crypto have been hacked from the world's largest exchange Binance
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Legendary actor, he did so much but my favourite Sir Pat performances were in an episode of Frasier and Logan and voiceovers for Ted.
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Regulation & Discipline update on @Arsenal:
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Fleetwood's Adam Murphy talking to Off The Ball: “They were very classy in the tunnel afterwards. There was a good few of us waiting outside their changing room just to see if they’d throw us their jersey. “Odegaard came out, and there was a few of us waiting, and he shook all of our hands and said ‘very best of luck, you deserved it’. “I was outside the changing room [waiting for] anyone really, their squad is just unbelievable, you’d take anyone’s [jersey]. Dowman was there, and I ended up getting his jersey.”
😬 "They didn't take it well!" 👕 "We didn't get the chance to ask for shirts!" Jay Lynch, the Fleetwood Town goalkeeper, shares what was going through his mind during Fleetwood Town's clash against Arsenal!
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Fleetwood player Adam Murphy spoke in an interview and said that the Arsenal players were “very classy” after the match and that they exchanged shirts afterwards in the tunnel. x.com/offtheball/sta…
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