AndyRich GrayKeys

The final nail in Thatcher's coffin was being told she wasn't right wing enough to manage Sunderland.

Off to determine the positions in my insect football team. BRB.

Those of you who think Manchester's Arndale centre is 'tacky', soak up this commissioned artwork and think again.

Beware of Greeks beating gits. #Euro2012

I'm sure the #Rangers execs could see this coming. After all, they're the Weegie board.

The FA's shortlist for equally talented English managers. yfrog.com/obeirxej

To clarify, this is NOT a black mark on Terry's CV - it's an "I did not call you a fucking black mark" on his CV.

To help fight his sex addiction, Chelsea have put Ashley Cole on the minimum wag.

Beckham naming convention based on conception details: Brooklyn (where), Romeo (how dressed), Cruz (mid what activity), Harper Seven (when).

Anyone else had Osama bin Laden in their 3-way accumulator with Ted Lowe & Henry Cooper? I had Thatcher. Gutted :(