Comedian, cook, cyclist & climber and not really on X any more. Host @cyclistpod @forgecomedyclub. Nervous #bhafc fan.

Hassocks / Brighton
Joined April 2009
Hey all, I’m pretty much off. I’ve seen some post-Elon flounces off X since he took over - and rolled my eyes at it (“he’s a fascist!” they cry, while eating a Big Mac) but I’ve mainly stuck with this place as it had more pluses than minuses
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Sunday would be a great time for Diego Gomez to score from the half way line
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Manager of the Month curse. Struggles after internationals. The Tony Bloom Jinx which follows whenever he talks about best #BHAFC squads and top 5 finishes A massive win because Brighton overcame everything at Sunderland which normally trips them up: wearebrighton.com/matchday/s…
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"City’s total commercial revenues over the period in question, 2009-10 to 2017-18, were stated to be £1.335billion. Of that, per the independent commission’s report, £949.9m was attributable to Abu Dhabi-based sponsors, or 71 per cent...
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Sorry city fans, but this is blatant. Every part of their behaviour has been to make the case as complicated and obtuse as possible to drag it out indefinitely. It's terrible, terrible behaviour.
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The Premier League is going to massacre them. It's one thing arguing your case in law, but it's another stopping the law from arguing. #mcfc
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The Union flag on the book cover is wrong. Gotta love a patriot.
Replying to @Lord_Sugar
Good afternoon Lord Sugar. Happy to oblige. 1. No I was not misled. 2. Yes we should have left. 3. Yes I have seen hundreds, we all have. I wrote a book full of them. 4. No. 5. No. Not even remotely.
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Tomorrow morning’s diary. At this rate I’ll have done 115 interviews by the end of next week. I don’t ask for a payment, it’s not right to benefit. Instead ask for a donation to @samaritans who do brilliant work listening to people in distress. Suicide is still the biggest killer of men under 50 and women under 40 in the UK.
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The Amex sings "Champions of England, you're having a laugh." An Arsenal fan at the front of the way end looks like he is about to cry. Steam is coming out of the ears of Mikel Arteta. Football heritage #BHAFC
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Tonight's tie was the fifth time in four seasons that Brighton have faced Manchester United, Liverpool, Arsenal or Chelsea away before the quarter-finals of the Carabao Cup or the FA Cup and the sixth time overall. That is incredibly harsh and now it's (probably) Man City. #BHAFC
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FFS. Manchester City or Norwich away in the last 16 of the Carabao Cup. #BHAFC
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Replying to @The_TUC
The biggest shocker from this is Farage admitting he enjoys Guinness, considering it’s black and you have to let it settle.
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Nigel Farage and other senior members of Reform UK have been filmed by undercover reporters celebrating secret new foreign donations. Channel 4 News and @Verbatim_Media, a group of investigative journalists, can today reveal a plot to break the law on party funding at the highest levels of Reform UK. You can watch the full investigation here: youtu.be/aXut3s90rUI Channel 4 News approached Reform UK, Mr Farage, Mr Jukes and Mr Orr for comment on the findings of this investigation. They did not comment but we understand they deny the allegations in full.
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Brighton (3.96) 4-0 (0.32) Aston Villa
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