@HBurness

Still sharing on all things legal marketing, special needs parenting and 80s but more like to find me on LinkedIn. For now anyways!

 London, England
saltmarsh.marketing
Joined September 2009
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Ah yes it must be time for my annual website rebuild / rebrand. This year impeccably timed with @wearelegalgeek, I took the streets of Shoreditch and Brick Lane to try and be edgy. Drop in to my colourful new vibrant home at saltmarsh.marketing/ #LegalMarketing

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Helen Burness retweeted
Count Binface
@CountBinfaceAug 13
Checkmate, Nige.
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Whatever happens tomorrow this guy wins.
Count Binface
@CountBinfaceAug 11
An American interviewer asked me about my political beliefs. #VoteBinface
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@CountBinface I have spent the last few days in paediatric intensive care with my daughter on a ventilator. I want to thank you for firstly, Clacton Express, as when my mind spiralled during our first night here I sang it in my head on loop. It was very grounding.
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Now my husband and I just saw your viral clip with the US interviewer and laughed for the first time in many days. Tomorrow they will try and take my daughter off her ventilator and along with praying for this to go successfully, I am rooting for you. Bin for the win.
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Not many things I would break my X hiatus for. But this is one of them. Vive la resistance - in the most satirical British way ever.
Count Binface
@CountBinfaceAug 6
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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Return to Twitter X briefly to pick up on Trump madness and also catch some Beckham memes. What a time to be alive.
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I LOVE THE OLYMPICS!!!!! Waking up on a Saturday morning and watching incredible synchro diving and a medal for GB! Also love how I become a diving expert. “She over rotated there. Too much splash” etc. #paris2024olympics #Diving
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New life goals - floating down le Seine singing Imagine on a raft with a piano that is on fire. #Paris2024 #ParisOlympics2024
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Oh gosh I must be super tired as I am tearing up at the exit speech.
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Ugh Clacton #Farage
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Awake just in time to watch Keir Starmer deliver a rousing speech alongside a huge red Sesame Street character. Love democracy.
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We’re snoozing now - can someone wake me up at 3am? Thanks.
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Oh byeeeeeeeeee to the worst reign of my voting lifetime!!!!!!
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Getting ready for the #exitpolls
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Helen Burness retweeted
Tom Savage
@tomsavnews26 Jun 2024
Dear people who organise these things, can we never have another election debate ever again? Lots of love, everyone ever.
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For absolute f**ck’s sake I cannot believe Rishi Sunak has wheeled out the “as a father of two girls” line when it comes to gender equality. So if you didn’t have two girls, you wouldn’t have a stance? #RishiSunak
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Sunak must honestly feel dead inside right now. He’d be better off just crying and running off the stage. #bbcqt
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How did we get here? Am bringing my societal collapse theory forward by fifteen decades. We have solar panels now so all round to mine when the grid goes down. #ITVDebate
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Oh hiiiiiii platform formally known as Twitter, here for the #ITVDebate meme value
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Saturday sourdough bagels - pretty pleased with my first attempt!
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I *may* have overdone the bois de chauffage order
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