Butlerian Jihad now or never Enjoyer of music and counter strike. Aspiring himbo. he/him

Drummondville
Joined June 2013
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I’m so horny @NYCMayor Please do something.
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playing counter-strike after 25
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Saw a guy call it cuck coding instead of vibe coding because you just sit in a chair and watch😭
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cardio. the answer was cardio
have any of you gone from being generally low energy/lethargic to high energy? how did you do it?
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Microsoft Teams changing your status to "Away" because you took 3 minutes to stare out the window and ponder life is genuinely passive-aggressive.
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How killing myself looks like when im at work:
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Get ready liver, daddy got yelled at in a teams meeting today
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counterstrike players during buy phase explaining the round's potential plays to their teammates:
"I can go ramp, I can go stairs" -- Trump's audience in Texas gives him an extremely tepid round of applause as he brags about being able to go up stairs without falling
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we’re all just employedcels permanently deployed to jobistan until we are eliminated by osama bin laidoff
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what typa pussy did they have back in the day to make a mf throw his jacket over a puddle??
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je sais vraiment pas pour qui voter ya aucun parti qui veut interdire aux immigrants français de faire des tiktok avec en bio 'ma vie d'expat français a montreal 🇨🇦'
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every friend group got that one homie that lost his way and is a shell of his former self
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to smoke weed and play world of warcraft
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Dick like lord of the rings the way it’s extended and cut
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To solve the ethics around meat eating we should simply breed evil pigs.
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Y’as 6 ans j’aurais pu résoudre tout ça, aujourd’hui le max que je puisse faire c’est donner le nom des 172 champions de league of legend
Mdrrr j’espère que c’est une blague ? C’est niveau secondaire dans l’enseignement belge
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Le calcul intégral, dont les décompositions en fractions partielles pour intégrer des fonctions rationnelles comme ∫(x²+1)/(x⁴+1) dx, fait partie du programme de 5e-6e secondaire (ASO/enseignement général, âges 16-18) en Belgique. reviseup.app/blog/programme… mischool.be/admissions/equ… bibnum.publimath.fr/ACF/ACF19233.p… wiskundeplan.be/leerplan/ pro.katholiekonderwijs.vlaanderen/download/conte…
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smosh really were ahead of their time when they said that all harry potter fans should kill themselves
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Nature is healing
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Zohran Mamdani, North American Counter-Strike has struggled for the last six years.
🚨 Zohran Mamdani personally fixes a water fountain after a New Yorker tagged him on Instagram. It was fixed in less than two days.
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