@HealthDotGov

Big-Government Web Site. Loves long walks down hospital corridors, anthrax and other progressive causes. Curing Tea-Party ignorance 140 characters at a time.

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Why yes, they did put us in charge of the website. After all, we were so experienced from the last one. Why do you ask?
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HealthCaliphate retweeted
Not-So-OK Boomer
@Rand_Simberg4 Feb 2020
"You end up with the ObamaCare website" works, too.
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Just kidding. Seriously, we didn't think it was possible to screw up more than we did. Thanks, team! It's a new record!
HealthCaliphate@HealthDotGov4 Feb 2020
Why, yes, we were in charge of developing the app for the Iowa caucuses. Why do you ask?
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Why, yes, we were in charge of developing the app for the Iowa caucuses. Why do you ask?
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Our web site is "full of glitches" only in the sense that the universe is full of subatomic particles.
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Honestly, hard to feel sorry for anyone stupid enough to put confidential data on our website. Didn't you people see the roll out? #FoolsAndTheirDataAreSoonParted washingtonexaminer.com/polic…

Obamacare website suffers breach, 75,000 people have information compromised

Information from 75,000 people who use the federal government's Obamacare website was hacked earlier this week, the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid

washingtonexaminer.com
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For those asking, yes, they did put us in charge of IT for the FBI. Once they figured out we couldn't build a web site, they had to find *something* useful for us to do.
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Absolutely. You men, and others identifying as men, wouldn't want your hysterectomies and mammograms to not be covered! xitter.cf/Alyssa_Milano/status/9…
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He must not get out much. xitter.cf/chriscmooney/status/91…
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HealthCaliphate retweeted
HealthCaliphate@HealthDotGov20 Aug 2017
Replying to @Cmdr_Hadfield @WaywardPlane
Speak for yourself.
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We tried it at ten bucks a bug for the web site and it doubled the national debt. xitter.cf/EFF/status/89475428962…
EFF
@EFF8 Aug 2017
Defense Dept bug bounty chief: “Every department in the United States government needs to have a program like this" politico.com/tipsheets/morni…

Tallying fixes from the Pentagon’s bug bounty program

Former DHS secretary says election systems still highly vulnerable to hackers — Deputy attorney general, lawmakers talk special counsel

politico.com
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We feel their pain. Take it from us, web sites are hard. xitter.cf/gregorykorte/status/87…
Gregory Korte@gregorykorte5 Jun 2017
Deputy Press Secretary Sarah Sanders announces launch of smarterskies.gov web site to promote traffic control initiative. Here it is:
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If we were pushing ObamaCare today, we'd have had Pajama Boy in RompHims instead. Would have been a much more effective pitch.
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We can save it with our Platinum plan! xitter.cf/Toure/status/842034187…
YES!!!111! THIS! How will men GET THEIR MAMMOGRAMS?! xitter.cf/joshtpm/status/8391142…
Josh Marshall
@joshtpm7 Mar 2017
So everyone understands: 'competition across state lines' means no regulation of health insurance at all. That's what it means.
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Sssshhhhhhhhh... Anyway, they say that like it's a bad thing. #MedicaidRules xitter.cf/Heritage/status/833694…
Heritage Foundation
@Heritage20 Feb 2017
New data reveals that Obamacare insures far fewer than 20 Million—most were forced onto Medicaid. bit.ly/2jai7FS

New Data Show Obamacare Insures Less Than 20 Million, Most on Medicaid - The Daily Signal

Many Obamacare supporters claim the law has expanded health coverage to upwards of 20 million Americans, but new data shows that isn’t accurate.

dailysignal.com
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"Death spiral" is such a harsh phrase. We prefer "gentle glideslope to single payer." xitter.cf/jamesbmeigs/status/832…
Jim Meigs
@jamesbmeigs16 Feb 2017
#DeathSpiral update: @asymmetricinfo pretty much predicted this on @fixitshow acast.com/howdowefixit/-39-w… bloomberg.com/view/articles/…
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IDK, seems like it could be good for business. A rare silver lining to a Trump presidency. #MakingSmallpoxGreatAgain xitter.cf/DrLindseyFitz/status/8…
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All this talk about "exposing fake sites" is making us a little nervous here.
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Psssst, don't tell anyone that more than that are dying now because we made insurance unaffordable. xitter.cf/ryanlcooper/status/796…
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